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CM Punk strolls his way up to Bruno Sammartino's longest reign in history. After seve years of winning, Triple H, now 48 years old, decides that he needs to pass Ric Flair for most title reigns.
HHH then books himself to win the WWE title at WrestleMania 30-something. Punk, not having it, leaves with the belt and actually goes back to Ring of Honor.
Punk and Colt Cabana then have an epic best-of-three series for the WWE belt.
CM Punk drops the WWE title to...AJ.
Since AJ is the most over wrestler on the roster, Vince uses this opportunity to discretely future endeavor Punk.
CM Punk then goes to TNA under the name Phillip Punk, because TNA creative team is genius (see Christian Cage).
Phillip Punk then becomes like every other former WWE star in TNA: He will have one useless title reign, and that's it.
Punk and Samoa Joe quit TNA and start a restaurant in Chicago together.