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A-Fraud, Baroid Bonds: And the Easiest Steroid Solution!

Matthew ZivicContributor IFebruary 17, 2009

Its simple make steroids mandatory! That's it problem solved. Everyone would be on an even playing field. I mean we watch these games to see these athletes perform at their best, and what better way than a bunch of juiced up freaks running around with wild mood swings and crazy tempers.

I mean sure there would be a ton of terrible side effects but that's all part of the fun for the fans. I mean there out there for our amusement were helping pay their million dollar salaries so we demand there all!

I mean we could rename the Mariners to the Seattle Shrunken Scrotums tell me that doesnt have a nice ring to it!


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