People will find fault with anything, even the most popular sport in human history. And if you're a soccer fan (or “football”, but we'll get to that), you'll have heard plenty of remarks from people who aren't fans of the game but think they have some brilliant insight into how to improve it. Because obviously a game beloved by literally billions of people needs to be improved.
Mind you, there are some comments that aren't about trying to improve the game; they're just plain dumb or unhelpful.
Here are some of the most common, stupid remarks made about the only thing more popular than God: soccer.