Paulina Gretzky Will Feature in Adam Sandler's Grown Ups 2 According to Twitter

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Paulina Gretzky Will Feature in Adam Sandler's Grown Ups 2 According to Twitter
Photo Credit: Paulina Gretzky Twitter

Paulina Gretzky somehow managed to win a role on the upcoming movie Grown Ups 2

There is a very real feeling of nausea and panic that overwhelms me, and it's usually reserved for Tyler Perry's movie opens, but anything related to Adam Sandler now qualifies. 

The first Grown Ups was such a rousing success that apparently it warrants a sequel I fear will be more ridiculous than the last. 

In fact, there is even room in it for a woman who has made quite the name for herself by taking hot pictures of herself and posting them on Twitter. Oh, and she is Wayne Gretzky's daughter. 

Paulina Gretzky tweeted this eerie picture via Twitter.

 

Many will trumpet this sign of things to come. The first installment of former Saturday Night Live actors playing the same characters they always do did make over $160 million, making me lose the last vestiges of faith I had in humanity. 

As for Gretzky, we have no idea what part she plays in what will no doubt be a heavily nuanced art house film. 

Photo Credit: Paulina Gretzky Twitter

IMDB, as of this writing, makes no mention of her in the cast, and they even make sure to credit "KMart Shopper." So they aren't exactly revealing just the huge parts. 

Some might applaud this move with the frat-boy mentality of, "Oh, man she is hot. This movie is going to be awesome." 

Scoff at the thought all you want, but $160 million means there are far more of these people than we thought, and they must be stopped before it's too late. 

Because Grown Ups 3 is a green light away from becoming a reality. 

Follow me on Twitter for more grumpy updates. 

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