Asinine. Asi-ten. Ass-eleven...all the way to ass-thirty.
"You're sooooooooo disrespectful!"
If you're watching two guys yell at each other, getting so heated and angry with one another you never would have thought they'd actually be friends, you're watching First Take on ESPN, featuring Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith debating about the very latest in the sports world.
Here's a look at, in no particular order, some of their finest moments.