A couple guys I grew up playing soccer with would react to any contact play with the kind of dramatic tension only my theater-directing mother could appreciate. They would wail and writhe and eventually they would stand up, but not before limping feebly for a minute or two, milking every last ounce of potential sympathy from an otherwise nondescript occurrence. And then the whistle would blow, and they'd start running. It never failed...
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