Marshawn Lynch was NFL&hl=139272" target="_blank">arrested last week for possession of a concealed (and loaded) firearm.
Dammit Marshawn, wtf are you doing?! You were looking oh so good as a No. 2 running back for next year, then you had to go and screw it up. You were perfectly positioned as a late second round steal after lulling people to sleep with over 1,300 total yards and nine TDs this year.
Now what am I supposed to do with you? This is your second run-in with the law in the past year. Dictator Goodell is probably going to suspend you, especially in light of Plax’s situation.
I can’t trust you anymore, but I am going to give you one more chance. There is something about you and all the other running backs with dreads that makes me believe. After you get suspended, you’ll slip even further in the draft, which will give you a nice risk to reward ratio.
Just do me a favor and stop being a retard before you throw a promising career down the drain!
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