The 50 Hottest American WAGs
For the past six years, the world has been fascinated by a new type of woman. In 2006 during the FIFA World Cup, the British tabloids coined a phrase we have become familiar with, WAG.
WAGs, for anyone new to Bleacher Report, is a wife or girlfriend of a male athlete. She is also a smokeshow of hotness combined with...what's the opposite of ugly?
I have covered WAGs from all over the world but, until now, I have not focused on just the Americans. The WAGs born and raised in the good 'ol US of A.
So get comfortable and relax; here are the 50 Hottest American WAGs. Enjoy.
50. Carrie Prejean: Kyle Boller
Even a backup QB in the NFL gets the beautiful women. Kyle Boller is a career backup and gets to come home to a career hottie. Lucky.
49. Missy Coles: Michael Schwimer
Michael Schwimer is...he is the...no, wait, I know him from somewhere. Major League Baseball?
48. Noureen DeWulf: Ryan Miller
Did you watch the premiere of Charlie Sheen's new FX show, Anger Management? If you didn't, well, you missed out on Noureen DeWulf.
47. Ashley Judd: Dario Franchitti
Regardless of how old Ashley Judd gets, she will never be too old for her beauty. She will be on these lists in 20 years. Fact.
46. Emily Kuchar: Zack Greinke
By this time next month, Zack Greinke might be on the way out of Milwaukee, but he can rest assured his wife will be in tow wherever he may go.
45. Tyra Banks: Chris Webber
All righty then. A Tyra Banks appearance. Now everyone can take a shot.
44. Gia Allemand: Ryan Anderson
Now that she is no longer a reality-show contestant, Gia Allemand is attached at the hip to her beau, Ryan Anderson.
43. Ann Lux: Will Middlebrooks
From Texarkana to Boston, Will Middlebrooks has gone from tiny Texas to big Mass. But he didn't forget to bring along his lifelong girlfriend and fiancee, Ann Lux, along the way.
42. Angelica Bridges: Sheldon Souray
Angelica Bridges is married to Sheldon Souray? Or is she divorced? Wait, no, they are starting fresh and dating right now. Right?
41. Hayden Panettiere: Scotty McKnight
So what if you have no idea who Scotty McKnight is. Do you think he really cares?
40. Ciara: Amare Stoudemire
Nope, they aren't dating anymore. But when they were, I bet Amare was the happiest man in New York.
39. Bridget Moynahan: Tom Brady
You know Tom Brady is the luckiest man alive, right?
38. Hilary Duff: Mike Comrie
Hilary Duff is now married and has a kid. Oh, how things have changed.
37. Jennie Finch: Casey Daigle
Jennie Finch has two sons, Diesel and Ace. Now those are some great boy names.
36. Lindsay Clubine: Clay Buchholz
Many people forget that Clay Buchholz tossed a no-hitter in only his second career MLB start. Only three players have done this in their first two starts in over 100 years.
35. Evelyn Lozada: Chad Ochocinco
I am excited to see what happens after Evelyn Lozada marries Ocho Cinco. Will she change her last name to Cinco?
34. Jordan Fish: Denny Hamlin
Denny Hamlin has been winning since November 1980. Jordan Fish is exhibit A.
33. Diana Roberts: Brian Roberts
Diana Roberts has two of the longest legs in the world. Stacy Keibler, be jealous.
32. Heather Mitts: AJ Feeley
Be on the lookout for Heather Mitts in the 2012 London Summer Olympics. She will be the sexy blond for Team USA soccer.
31. Eliza Dushku: Rick Fox
Age is nothing more than a number. If it wasn't, Rick Fox would have some explaining to do.
30. LaLa Vasquez: Carmelo Anthony
When will Carmelo Anthony win a NBA title? Shouldn't his time be coming?
29. Melanie Collins: Scottie Upshall
Scottie Upshall improved his quality of life when he began dating Melanie Collins.
28. Marisa Miller: Dale Jr.
I am not convinced that winning a NASCAR race is more exciting than dating Marisa Miller. Not one bit.
27. Amanda McCarthy: Brandon McCarthy
With a wife like Amanda McCarthy, Brandon does not need to be famous. Just loved.
26. Gabrielle Union: Dwyane Wade
A second NBA title or Gabrielle Union? Which one would you rather have?
25. Kelsi Reich: David Nelson
Can Kelsi Reich and David Nelson become America's new hottest couple? I think we already know the answer.
24. Eva Longoria: Tony Parker
Tony Parker might not be the smartest person in the world. But at least he didn't almost lose an eye in a bar fight between Chris Brown and Drake's entourage. Oh, wait.
23. Kendra: Hank Baskett
Kendra is used to being a reality-TV star. She has been on a different reality-TV show almost every year since 2005.
22. Porschla Coleman: Jason Kidd
Jason Kidd has a better dating resume than most male athletes in their entire lives. And that is since 2009.
21. Elisha Cuthbert: Dion Phaneuf
OK, so she might be Canadian. But I really was hoping no one would notice.
20. Kim Kardashian: Male Athletes
Kim does it better. And she does it often. She is the queen WAG.
19. Lisa Dergan Podsednik: Scott Podsednik
With a name like hers, it is amazing Lisa is able to mail anything through the USPS.
18. Carrie Underwood: Mike Fisher
Mike Fisher is lucky, this we know. But he can retire and enjoy the rest of his life without ever having to work again.
17. Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson
Jessica Simpson has nothing left to prove. So what if the media thinks she is fat. Her net worth is over $100 million. Fact.
16. Jessie James: Eric Decker
Eric Decker was a fantasy football steal in 2011. Now he has a fantasy fiancee.
15. Dallas Latos: Mat Latos
Mat Latos is 6'6", 230 lbs. He is easily one of the biggest pitchers in the MLB. He also has a smoking-hot woman by his side. At all times.
14. Melissa Satta: Kevin Prince Boateng
Words cannot describe Melissa Satta's beauty. Only large photos.
13. Carmella DeCesare: Jeff Garcia
Jeff Garcia won the lottery when he landed Carmella DeCesare. Life only goes downhill from here.
12. Carmen Electra: Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman had many conquests in his NBA career, but none of them come close to the beauty of Carmen Electra.
11. Anna Burns: Wes Welker
Wes Welker missed a couple of big catches in the Super Bowl. But he still caught Anna Burns. Not too shabby.
10. Meagan Good: Thomas Jones
Although Meagan Good is now married, she was still once the arm candy of NFL running back Thomas Jones. I bet all my money he never fumbled her.
9. Brande Roderick: Glenn Cadrez
Your thoughts are as good as mine. Who is Glenn Cadrez? Just go ask a Chicago Bears fan.
8. Nicole Scherzinger: Lewis Hamilton
Nicole Scherzinger is the hottest thing to happen to music since Madonna in the late 80's.
7. Jennifer Walcott: Adam Archuleta
Adam Archuleta spent his NFL career covering wide receivers. He is now spending his time keeping his wife's body covered up from our vision.
6. Minka Kelly: Derek Jeter
Wilmer Valderrama? Is she serious?
5. Brooklyn Decker: Andy Roddick
Andy Roddick is getting to a point in his career where he will have to make a decision. Paper or plastic?
4. Olivia Munn: Brad Richards
Of course, Olivia Munn is in the top five. She is a lifelong stone-cold fox.
3. Hope Dworaczyk: Jason Kidd
What did I say earlier about Jason Kidd? Exactly.
2. Jaime Edmondson: Evan Longoria
So close. I was thinking Jaime Edmondson had this one in the bag.
1. Halle Berry: David Justice
The world has many WAGs, but there can only be one Halle Berry.