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Dimitroff Trying to Trade Contract Rights to Michael Vick

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Falcons GM Thomas Dimitroff is trying to trade or sell anything the team has relating to Michael Vick:

“In an interview that appeared on the team’s Web site, Dimitroff said, ‘With regards to Michael Vick, we’ve decided to seek a trade of his contractual rights to another NFL club…we think some teams might be interested in exploring a trade.’”

You think some teams might be interested in exploring a trade? Well, maybe, but only if you’re willing to accept a $50 gift card from Macy’s, a bar of soap, and that stupid effing Humphrey the Humping Hound gift that I received from three of my donkey friends this year.

Teams have not forgotten that he’s left-handed, runs way too much, and enjoys making dogs look like a bag of smashed assholes.

Move on, Dimitroff, you’re not going to be able to squeeze every last drop out of this one!

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