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Dimitroff Trying to Trade Contract Rights to Michael Vick

LaddCorrespondent IFebruary 14, 2009

Falcons GM Thomas Dimitroff is trying to trade or sell anything the team has relating to Michael Vick:

“In an interview that appeared on the team’s Web site, Dimitroff said, ‘With regards to Michael Vick, we’ve decided to seek a trade of his contractual rights to another NFL club…we think some teams might be interested in exploring a trade.’”

You think some teams might be interested in exploring a trade? Well, maybe, but only if you’re willing to accept a $50 gift card from Macy’s, a bar of soap, and that stupid effing Humphrey the Humping Hound gift that I received from three of my donkey friends this year.

Teams have not forgotten that he’s left-handed, runs way too much, and enjoys making dogs look like a bag of smashed assholes.

Move on, Dimitroff, you’re not going to be able to squeeze every last drop out of this one!

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