Rumors & Realities: LOVE

Zahi Sahli by Senior Analyst Written on February 14, 2009
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"L" is for our "Love" of transfer rumors;

"O" is for the "Only" R-R in the world;

"V" is "very" very funny series;

"E" is for "even" more transfer rumors are coming your way!

 

Love is in the air my friends. Oh yes, every David has a Victoria, every Ross has a Rachel, every bag has a baguette and even Rumors & Realities has fallen in love on numerous occasions.

It seems that love can really be created through the constant seeing of the other side of the affair. After the Cristiano Ronaldo-Real Madrid story was mentioned for and by Rumors & Realities a billion times, R-R could not but fall in love with the affair.

Staying on the topic of love, a man who is as unlucky as Christmas star Roque Santa Cruz with his name, Valentine Day's star Vagner Love, is a reported target of Everton.

The striker who used to play alongside Everton's current on-loan Jo at CSKA Moscow is said to be interested in a move to the Premier League.

Surely, when a player scores a couple of goals and builds momentum, a club should forget that he was a failure and quickly jump at the chance to get his ex-partner.

Maybe the two Brazilians can work wonders together as a couple? Ahem, partners! (R-R gets carried away on special occasions)

Meanwhile the news that David Beckham was heartbroken just a day before Valentines has not only upset Victoria, but half of the Milan city. Becks will move back to LA Galaxy on March 9 after Milan failed to meet the demands of the American club.

However, it remains a lovely day for lovebirds. Alessandro Del Piero's wife Sonia is expecting to welcome another junior Del Piero. Alex Del Piero is already the father of Tobias.

Sergio Aguero is happy to announce that his love for Atletico Madrid is still on fire. He will stay loyal to the inconsistent side and has snubbed all the news linking him to Inter.

While Steve Bruce could be edging towards a new love affair. Reports say that he might divorce Wigan in order to marry his beloved Newcastle United.

Until next time,

Cheers, kisses and happy Valentines!

 

 

 

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