The Rock is off filming the sequel to Santino Marella's favorite motion picture, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Brock Lesnar is in Alberta poaching whitetail deer with his sons Duke and Turk. I didn't even have to make those names up.
The Undertaker is so old that his Dead Man nickname is very nearly literal.
Triple H is too busy untangling kayfabe lawsuits to wrestle.
Dave Batista is still at the Cesar Gracie camp chugging energy drinks and telling people he's going to be a mixed martial artist soon.
Randy Orton is on a ganja vacation RKO'ing boxes of Oreos.
Chris Jericho is suspended for portraying a convincing heel, but luckily he comes back to us on Monday.
Needless to say, the WWE is hurtin' a little for star power right now.
One response to this issue would be to build stars out of promising mid-card performers. Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhodes have lived just outside main eventer status for at least a year now.
But this would be logical, and WWE is deathly allergic to the stuff.
Another possible solution? Pick a few choice Florida oranges off the TNA tree.
TNA's got more talent than they know what to do with, and a new impact player or two could save WWE from booking matches like Big Show vs. Cena in the future.
Here they are:
The top 10 TNA wrestlers we need to see in WWE!