I've said it once, and I am sure I will say it again in the near future. Here is the very last "Call Me Maybe" parody in existence, we hope.
I am braving through this post merely to let out my admiration for someone who has entirely too much time on their hands, an undying love of Tom Brady and what I can only guess is a tone-deaf ability to continue listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."
The latest person to use the most annoying song ever decided to spend what I assume is a life's work worth of hours editing this piece together.
Tom Brady is forced to look more dorky than he normally does by faux-singing to the song that continues to haunt my very dreams.
There are too many interviews, press conferences and TV spots to count in this thing. The fact that they needed to be gathered and then edited together, then overlaid on Jepsen's opus of evil makes it the reason I include it here.
It shows you what kind of sick person thinks of making a "Call Me Maybe" video.
Oh yeah. I am so over these things that I have begun to think of the act of sitting down and deciding to parody the song as a virus that seems to be sweeping the nation.
The CDC can call off its examination of other diseases, because this is of the utmost importance. There are people out there who actually think this is a good idea.
They need to be stopped. Consider this is your friendly PSA of the day.
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