Shooting You All Down: Our Theories Mean Nothing With WWE's Mentality
We are all throwing a lot of theories and guesses as to what the WWE is going to do next, and the fact remains that is pointless. The WWE showed us it will flip everything on its ear, a recent example being Matt Hardy attacking Jeff instead of Christian, like we all said would happen.
I'm making this slideshow to show everyone what we're all saying and what will probably happen, but I am fully aware that none of this could happen. The point is, while these are educated guesses at upcoming events, they are just that—guesses.
Christian Cage: The Worst-Hidden, Longest Secret
Weeks ago, we were all saying that Christian Cage was going to return at The Royal Rumble, but he didn't. Then, most of us all said he'd return on Smackdown. He didn't.
He's instead on ECW now, a great move, maybe, but not what fans expected. This just shows us that we were shooting in the dark and we didn't hit anything.
With Hardy gone, the Land of the Extreme needs someone other than Swagger and Finlay to show some entertainment.
John Cena: Superman?
We all know Cena is a cash cow for the WWE, one of the best ones thus far. We also call him Superman, saying that he won't lose this upcoming No Way Out, but that may not be the case.
Almost every article I've read about title chasing says that Cena is better in a title chase, not when he holds one. Cena didn't hold the belt last year at Wrestlemania, and his merchandise flew off shelves because of his Rumble win.
Give someone like Y2J the title, mix in Randy Orton, and throw Cena's rematch clause in there, and you've got a huge main event. Granted, that's almost like last year, but it would at least be decent.
WWE Plucking Superstars From Nowhere
While we all figured that the WWE would simply put some regulars in the Elimination Chamber, we got blindsided when Kofi beat Kane for his spot, it shows us that the WWE wants to make new stars and surprise us, especially as we say they don't like doing such things.
More Or Less A Gripe: CM Punk
Everyone talks about how CM Punk got nothing out of his reign.
Here's a news flash: His reign was for convenience.
No one seems to remember that after Night Of Champions, Raw didn't even have a title, aside from Tag Titles. Kane Lost ECW, Cena lost to HHH, and Batista lost to Edge.
You can't have a flag show for the WWE without a World Title. CM Punk happened to be drafted to Raw and he also happened to be Mr. Money In The Bank. Plain and simple. His reign was simply to get a World Title on Raw again.
So can we please cut this "CM-Punked" stuff? Look at the reason why he won and it will make sense.
The Hardy Boyz: Cain And Abel
As mentioned before, we couldn't shut up about Christian being at Royal Rumble, so we got our hearts broken and our minds shocked.
The problem is, this Cain and Able feud won't go anywhere. This is simply a jealousy feud with our favorite wrestling brothers.
Everyone is saying they are shocked that it wasn't Christian who attacked Jeff. Well, don't be. We caused our own heartbreak.
Well, that's it. We as a community are being given more power with the WWE than we know, and I just don't want everyone to think that something happened out of pure nothingness. We need to realize our power as fans and use it for good, not stupidity. Thank you for reading.