Troy Aikman promised his mother that he’d graduate from college twenty years ago. He will finally graduate in June 2009.
According to ESPN, “Aikman’s final two courses [were online and] included a class on race and ethnicity and another on aging. He earned an ‘A’ for both.”
First of all, who gives a shit. Second of all, race and ethnicity and aging?? A blind, deaf kid with no hands or feet could earn an “A” in those courses. Finally, that Troy Aikman is such a good guy — he was nice enough to put his mother’s big wish behind color commentating, NASCAR, and Acme Brick. I can only imagine where his wife and kids are on the priority list.
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