"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the (U.S. Open) champion."
Entering the final round of this year's U.S. Open at The Olympic Club, Tiger Woods sits near the top of the leaderboard, along with Graeme McDowell and Jim Furyk.
But are these guys really facing off against the best competition? Were they challenged enough? Did they have to deal with mid-game explosions, cars speeding out on to fairways or alligators biting off body parts?
Woods and company should be relieved they don't have to face these grave conditions or go up against the Hollywood golfers who have. Here are seven fictional golfers who should've been invited to San Francisco this weekend and really should be present at all major tournaments moving forward.