Oklahoma City Thunder's Russell Westbrook owns the podium with every last geek shirt he owns. Here is a breakdown of his recent best.
Russell Westbrook never met a ball he wanted to pass, and he certainly never met a shirt he wasn't willing to buy and then wear in a postgame press conference.
Here is the grace and grandeur of a millionaire wanting nothing more than to cause a "WTF" with every last shirt he wears.
I love it.
I can't get enough of the Robin to Kevin Durant's Batman owning the entire NBA when it comes to start trends. Sure, those trends may become popular in a few decades, but there is nothing wrong with being ahead of your time.
Here are some of the best recent work from Westbrook's closet.
The Thunder just beat the Spurs in Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals, and Westbrook decided to go with the most muted thing he has in his wardrobe.
I can't hate because I know I has something similar I rocked in the early 90's. BTW, friends don't let friends wear purple polka dots.
Rating: 1 out of 5 Good Job, Good Effort
Kevin Durant got into the action after a game with the Spurs, just long enough to give us a base line for what a normal person might wear.
Sure, his shirt is nerdy, but it pales compared to the amazing technicolored dream shirt worn by Westbrook. The more I look at it, the more I like though.
Rating: 3 out of 5 NERDS!
Westbrook saw this thing on a rack and thought this particular shirt would not only look good on a human, it would look on himself.
Sure, he could have made this look by tearing up a few shirts at home and then stitching them together, but there is a problem.
All his other shirts have teddy bears and airplanes on them.
Rating: 3 out of 5 Lady Gaga's
After their Game 1 win, I am sure the Thunder experienced some measured celebration. Well, there is nothing measured about this get up.
Westbrook brings back the wonderful Sally Jessy Raphael glasses and pairs them like a fine wine with his nerdy Steve Urkel shirt.
I have the same prints on a onesie I have from when I was a toddler.
Rating: 4 out of 5 Did I Do That's?
Russell Westbrook does his best to look like an old bowling buddy. All he needs is some bowling shoes and a PBR in his hand.
I have to say, I love this one.
It makes me laugh every single time I see it from the sheer ridiculousness of it all. The man is wearing teddy bears like other men wear tuxedos.
You want swag. Wear that thing with a straight face.
Rating: 5 out of 5 Final Showdowns
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