The All-Motorsport Power Rankings: Week Four

After Reed’s exit from the Budwieser Shootout, McDonald’s executives called an emergency meeting to discuss moving into smokehouse restaurants.

If only we all had the backing of a major oil company...

Pick your Max story of the week.

a) He won’t stand for another term as FIA president
b) He will stand for another term as FIA president
c) He knows who set him up for “those” pictures
d) The frankly terrifying above picture, illustrating how much Max is, in fact , Davros

The unstoppable power of the Ducati is back, judging by testing this week. Casey just needs to stay upright now.

Fifth in the Bud Shootout, top Dodge finisher, avoided everyone else’s accident. Still scanning the classifieds.

Actual Sebastien Vettel quote from Red Bull’s launch: “The target is to win.”

And Bernie thought it would take the medal system to get them to understand that.

Citroen: We are underdogs in Norway.

Seb: Le neige est froid.

If only we all had the backing of a major banking company...

Newswire, Atlanta, GA: Economy in toilet, Bill Elliott good. NASCAR fan chooses bad time to come out of 22-year coma; confused how George Bush got black.

Like many struggling during the economic downturn, Petter appears to be having to hold down two jobs to pay his mortgage.

I, like Fernando Alonso, want him to be competing for the title, as the faster that livery moves the less I’ll have to see it.

If you must start up your own team, I suppose Tony’s showing how it should be done. Now, Jeremy Mayfield...

Justice is served. Seb keeps F1 ride.

Well, if your are going to be going cap in hand to teams after this year, every line on your CV helps.

Harvick expected to be fired within the month for having to double check sponsor’s names.