“One more year, Brett! Please, one more year”

-United Nations canned reply to this great tragedy

Horsetoothed prides itself on providing accurate and newsworthy information to its millions of readers. A recent study by Alexa.com shows that Horsetoothed received 250000 unique visitors every hour.

My point?

Horsetoothed is the first blog/news-site to report that Brett Favre has un-retired and will be playing one more year for the Packers this fall.

“Come on guys. You thought this was over? It isn’t even draft-time.”

We have secured the rights to his first interview since the un-retirement. The transcript is below:

Horsetoothed (HT): Mr. Favre, what made you decide to come back to the game of Football.

Brett Favre: Honestly, I couldn’t stay away from the game.

HT: Could you give more specifics, please?

Favre: Ok, ok, you got me. My dick hurts. I didn’t know that it would get sucked on so much by the media. I mean, I knew that I had groupies but this is out of control.

HT: Well you are loved by many in the media and in the football world.

Favre: Oh, I get that. But this is ridiculous. I mean Peter King called me and asked for a hair sample from me to get through the mourning. Is this guy for real?

HT: Why do you think you retired in the first place?

Favre: Because I am a gunslinger

HT:…that doesn’t make sense

Favre: My last moment is losing to Eli Manning! Fuck u. This interview is over.

*Favre gets up from interview

HT: Mr. Favre! Wait. Come back. We have beer…

”Favre’s going away party didn’t go as planned for Eli Manning”