“One more year, Brett! Please, one more year”
-United Nations canned reply to this great tragedy
Horsetoothed prides itself on providing accurate and newsworthy information to its millions of readers. A recent study by Alexa.com shows that Horsetoothed received 250000 unique visitors every hour.
My point?
Horsetoothed is the first blog/news-site to report that Brett Favre has un-retired and will be playing one more year for the Packers this fall.
“Come on guys. You thought this was over? It isn’t even draft-time.”
We have secured the rights to his first interview since the un-retirement. The transcript is below:
Horsetoothed (HT): Mr. Favre, what made you decide to come back to the game of Football.
Brett Favre: Honestly, I couldn’t stay away from the game.
HT: Could you give more specifics, please?
Favre: Ok, ok, you got me. My dick hurts. I didn’t know that it would get sucked on so much by the media. I mean, I knew that I had groupies but this is out of control.
HT: Well you are loved by many in the media and in the football world.
Favre: Oh, I get that. But this is ridiculous. I mean Peter King called me and asked for a hair sample from me to get through the mourning. Is this guy for real?
HT: Why do you think you retired in the first place?
Favre: Because I am a gunslinger
HT:…that doesn’t make sense
Favre: My last moment is losing to Eli Manning! Fuck u. This interview is over.
*Favre gets up from interview
HT: Mr. Favre! Wait. Come back. We have beer…
”Favre’s going away party didn’t go as planned for Eli Manning”
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