We have come to the point in the "Call Me Maybe" video craze wherein any attempt will be considered an epic fail, unless, of course, you have hot women featured.  

Miami Dolphins, you found our loophole. 

There is one big caveat to a general rule that you would all be wise to follow. First, the rule. 

If you are stuck with the clever idea to film you and your friends lip-synching to the hit Carly Rae Jepsen song "Call Me Maybe," please step into oncoming traffic. 

We are at the point of negative returns as to what a clever parody of the song will garner you in Internet karma. 

The moment you hit publish, you will be scoffed off the virtual globe, and it will all celebrate your demise. So stop it right now, America. 

This crap is getting far too much for my little brain to take. 

And now the caveat. Hot women are excluded from the previous rule. 

The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders learned how to press the record button and pointed the camera in the right direction just long enough to make magic out of a poop of a song. 

The video is not what one would call art. it's exactly like every other annoying "Call Me Maybe" video we have all seen. 

Only this one includes hot women in bikinis throughout. That's sort of like paying for an Adam Sandler movie and walking into Quentin Tarantino joint instead. 

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