To truly understand the impetus for this slideshow, we must take ourselves back to the three-day marathon that was this year's NFL draft.
Tired, short on sleep and (by Saturday) just downright delirious, the content team here at Bleacher Report was pretty out of it. Essentially everything Mike Mayock said on NFL Network sounded ridiculous to us...and it was.
"This guy's a football player!"
"This guy has great feet."
"This guy showed some real catchability out there."
"Let me tell you, I watched every single snap he took and this guy's a football player!"
The fact is, football is a game where you're forced to make up these bland words and phrases because it's so much harder to know if a guy is going to be great or not.
Baseball, on the other hand, is obviously driven by statistics. There are a lot more things you can say about a player than "He uses his hands well."
Nonetheless, John Hart, Harold Reynolds and (the mysterious bald guy whose name I can't figure out) provided us with some entertainment. Here are the top 10 hilarious MLB draftisms from the first round.