Vince McMahon's idea of funny is repeatedly firing and back-benching a talented, loyal company man, only to blatantly mock the disfigurement he has suffered as a result of Bell's palsy on worldwide television.
Vince is the man who named his 47-foot yacht "Sexy Bitch".
While Vince is a bit of a maniac, his PG era creative team seems mostly lazy.
So who is the anonymous general manager of Raw? I dunno. Where are we going with this Punk/Nash feud? Whatever, man. Who should win the Royal Rumble? The big Irish bloke, I guess.
These guys couldn't script a funny sentence if their line-toeing, misogynistic, homophobic, fart-loving lives depended on it.
And yet there are rare moments of comedic brilliance on WWE TV, sort of like plump, scrumptious shrimps in an otherwise bland and okra-slimy gumbo.
I credit the performers themselves for these flickers of hope, and here they are:
The WWE's top 10 comedians!