Anthony Davis Gets His Own Rap Song, "Block Party"

"Brow" down before Anthony Davis, the next big thing to hit the NBA. He even has his own rap anthem that is as hard-hitting as one of his ridiculous blocks. 

The song comes from Hyroglific and it's entitled "Block Party." You know, because Anthony Davis is known for his dominating defense and propensity to stuff would-be shooters. 

Of course, I have one little issue, aside from the cheesy song, and that comes in the form of the chorus: 

"

Now bow to the brow, dog

Bow to the brow, dog

Bow to the brow, dog

Bow to the brow

"

I shall not bow to the brow. No, instead I will stand defiant and continue to ask Anthony Davis to shave the damn thing. 

He is about to become a millionaire and the new face of the NBA. The last thing we all need is to look at a face that has a very manageable issue staring us in the face. 

Pluck, shave or trim. 

Whatever you do, get rid of it before the thought crosses your mind that rocking the most awkward facial hair in sports is a good thing. 

There is this part of the song to consider: 

"

Anthony, why don't you shave it?

Boy, because the unibrow famous. 

"

That's like Stan Van Gundy refusing to lose weight because that's how we know him, or Pau Gasol losing the awkwardness because he is a known quantity. 

Davis, you have the opportunity to hit the NBA with a huge amount of swag. That is just not possible with that unibrow. 

However, a crapload of blocks and dunks may help. 

Follow me on Twitter and we can fight about it. 

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