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Tim Tebow Rocks the Jorts, of Course

By (Contributor) on February 6, 2009

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Tim Tebow loves to rock the Jorts. It says formal, yet he likes to party. Kind of like the tuxedo tshirt.

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A jort is a jort, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a jort of course
That is, of course, unless the jort is the famous Mister Tebow.

Go right to the source and ask the jort
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Tebow.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Tebow will never speak unless he has something to say

A jort is a jort, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking jort?

Formal Jorts

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Tim Tebow looking good and feeling comfortable in his good dress Jorts.

Practice Jorts

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A much cooler version of his Jorts. Used mostly for team practices, rallys and missionary work.

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