She said: "He has a classic look, very handsome, and a great smile. If you met him out of uniform you would never know he was an all-star catcher. He's very friendly and he's good friends with all the guys on the team. He's charming but not phony and very grown up at 25. It makes sense that he is a catcher because he seems very grounded. Also, he has a cute butt."
I said: Well, isn't that nice. A cute butt. At least it gives me license to comment on a member of the opposite sex's posterior should I feel inclined. Perhaps it doesn't. In fact, I'm sure it wouldn't work out.
I'm curious, how does she know he's good friends with all the guys on the team? That's sort of similar to myself saying, "All the girls at yoga must get along really well."
But it's true, Avila is a personable guy, and it shows in the clubhouse and through his media exposure.
Still, I'm not sure why she finds him sexy; he looks like a baseball player version of the Incredible Hulk.
She says I look like him. I say "He looks like me."