It's an unfortunate fact of life that most of us will never have our life story turned into a major motion picture. Even the vast majority of superstar professional athletes don't get their own movies, so there's almost no hope for us commoners.
But that doesn't mean we can't speculate about who would play them (or even us) in the unlikely event that some sucker green lights the project. I've spitballed some movie ideas and made tentative casting decisions for the life stories of some of your favorite sports hotties.
Now let's take a look at what the movies of 20 sports hotties could look like if someone wants to hire me to make it happen.