Funny Horse Names: What the Kentucky Derby Runners Should Have Been Called

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Funny Horse Names: What the Kentucky Derby Runners Should Have Been Called
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It's Kentucky Derby time, when puns and short sentences are perfectly respectable names for animals. Here are some that really need to happen. 

We have some great names in this running. Daddy Nose Best, I am looking at you. Here is my effort in renaming the field so that the call would be far more pleasant and hilarious to listen to. 

May I take one second and get on my high horse?

Let's all have a moment of silence for these horses that continually get the stupidest names ever invented. Well, if you are counting celebrities and their name-creation abilities. 

These poor horses would sign up outside the glue factory if they knew how we referred to them.

There, I feel better now. 

With that, let's dive into renaming these equine beasts of grace and grandeur. Of course, I am not the end all be all in horse naming. 

Please throw some suggestions in the comments section so I can exclaim, "damn, that should have been mine."

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