MLB: New York Yankee's Predictions

Ted Williams gives his thoughts on why the Yankees will continue to lose this season.

by Ted Williams (Member)

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March 03, 2008

MLB, AL East, New York Yankees, Johnny Damon

Let's count the ways the Yankees will suck more than ever this year.

 1. Hank Steinbrenner, Spawn of the "Boss" will fail miserably, fire Cashman in June and threaten Giradi's job.

2. Joba Chamberlain will be not have many chances to close so Hank will make him a starter or long reliever and burn him out, Giradi will be pissed.

3. Mike Mussina will win a total of 10 games.

4. Andy Pettite will be as bad as Clemens in '07

5. Jorge Posada will be injured and miss the 2nd half.

6. Jason Giambi will try to carry the team and strike out often and in key situations 

7. Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui will hit below .240

8. Johnny Damon? Who?

9. Susan Waldman will be your color commentator, I love the sound of fingernails on a blackboard

10. Hal and Hank. Say no more, I love it! The Bronx Zoo lives!

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comments (8) write a comment »

  1. reply to comment by Ari
    7 months ago

    Wow bud, at least I brought facts to support my arguments. Yours are not based on facts or stats whatsoever.

  2. reply to comment by Ted
    7 months ago

    That's why they are called predictions.

    The Nation has spoken

  3. reply to comment by Chip
    7 months ago

    This is probably the worst article I've ever read on this site....Ted you're Boston ignorance shows through on this one...

    1. by Ted
      from 7 months ago

      Thank you for your input. ;-) Get a haircut and watch the Yankees suck

    2. by Chip
      from 6 months ago

      I got a haircut. Your writing still sucks.

    3. by Ted
      from 6 months ago

      Hey chip, nice doo, I'm sure all the boys just LOVE it. Does your Mom know you have her sunglasses? and the Yankmees still suck.

  4. reply to comment by Jim
    7 months ago

    is this an actual article? i thought this website was supposed to be journalistic, at least moderately. this is just forum trolling.

    1. by Ted
      from 7 months ago

      So, don't read it.

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