NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos

Amber LeeSports Lists Lead WriterMay 1, 2012

NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos

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    It's that time of year again! Actually, I'm not sure if "NFL cheerleader auditions" is an officially recognized time of year yet. If it wasn't before this comprehensive list of hotness, it certainly will be moving forward. 

    There are still a few squads that haven't held their auditions yet—notably the Cowboys and Falcons—but most of them are complete, which means that there is an overabundance of photos featuring hot broads in booty shorts and sports bras floating around the Internet. 

    Perhaps you're interested in seeing photos from all of these events, but you don't have the 30 hours of spare time required to do all that research. Well, seems that it might just be your lucky day. 

    I've complied the hottest 100 photos from the various auditions and paired each photo with information that may (or may not) change your life.

    Let's embark on this adventure together.  

Buffalo Jills

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    There weren't many photos floating around of the Jills audition process, but let's take a look at a few and play a game of "Date her or Ditch her." 

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    Date her Jill: Amanda F. Her ideal date involves motorcycles and pizza, she likes polar bears and puppies and she wants to be a model for Victoria's Secret. 

    Ditch her Jill: Ruby. She listens to John Mayer, watches shows about baking cakes and spends most weekends at baby showers or weddings. 


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    Date her Jill: Laura. Her favorite animated character is Wonder Woman, she enjoys a leisurely day at the gun range, would love to race cars one day and she can pick stuff up with her toes.

    Ditch her Jill: Natalie. Her favorite movie is How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, she cannot sing, she enjoys hula-hooping and the three items she'd need on a stranded island are a cell phone and her two sisters—that's definitely cheating.


St. Louis Rams Cheerleaders

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    The Rams cheerleaders have the most boring bios of any cheerleaders in the NFL. Let's take a look at what some of their do-gooding divas are doing to save the world. 

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    Rams Cheerleader Saving the World: Lucy. She is passionate about the Multiple Sclerosis Society, enjoys working with the St. Louis Crisis Nursery and visiting the troops in Kosovo was one of the most rewarding experiences she's ever had. 

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    Rams Cheerleader Saving the World: Tricia C. She works as a literacy coach for children, volunteers with the Special Olympics of Missouri and plans on obtaining a Ph.D. to learn more about unique ways to teach.

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    Rams Cheerleader Saving the World: Aimee S. Her favorite charity is the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation—she is an active volunteer for the organization and works with her family to raise money for them.

Jacksonville Jaguars Roar

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    The Jags' cheerleaders don't have much listed about the girls, but I've still managed to evaluate some of their future career prospects. Some have bright futures, while others concern me. 

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    She's got a bright future: Katrina. She's a student majoring in business—a hot girl with a promising future in pharmaceutical sales. 

    I'm a little worried about her prospects: Chelsea. She's a student majoring in psychology—let's just hope she's got a plan.

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    She's got a bright future: Lauren F. She's a student majoring in radiation therapy—jobs in healthcare are pretty much recession proof. Smart girl.

    I'm a little worried about her prospects: Devin. She's a fifth-year member of the Roar and her occupation still says "student"—maybe she's just studying something really hard?

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    She's got a bright future: Katie. She's a cheerleader/accountant. I am loving the contrast there—doing taxes sounds like more fun when a hot blonde in booty shorts is involved. 

    I'm a little worried about her prospects: Kayla H. She's a student majoring in physics. I really like this in theory, but it's a little bit vague—kind of like my history major.

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    She's got a bright future: TaJonda. She's a registered nurse and a business owner. Girl can run her own business and not cry at the sight of human blood—more than most of us can do.

    I'm a little worried about her prospects: Samantha. She's a student majoring in broadcast journalism. She probably thinks she's the next big thing at ESPN. She probably is not. 

Denver Broncos Cheerleaders

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    The Broncos cheerleaders all actually have quite extensive and often depressingly shallow biographies. Let's take a look at what makes a few of those smokin' hot broads tick. 

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    This girl cannot be serious: Jenna 

    Q. What top three things do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?
    A. Become a professional cheerleader (which she's done, yay!), graduate college (which she's done, yay!) and achieve a fun and successful career and start a family of her own. 

    Q. What book are you currently reading?
    A. Eat, Pray, Love (seriously)

    Q. What do you value most in your life?
    A. (She values) Relationships with her family and friends. Every single relationship with everyone in her life.

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    This girl cannot be serious: Lauren G.

    Q. What top three things do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?
    A. Have a career in my field of choice, change the world and get married. 

    Q. What book are you currently reading?
    A. I'm trying to catch up on all the classics I either forgot or missed when I was younger.

    Q. What do you value most in your life?
    A. That I was born with amazing dance abilities.

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    This girl cannot be serious: Sam 

    Q. What top three things do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?
    A. I hope to become a published author, to travel to all corners of the world, and to figure out why I'm so addicted to shoes!

    Q. What book are you currently reading?
    A. The Universe in a Single Atom by the Dalai Lama

    Q. What do you value most in your life?
    A. My friends and family, my physical health, and the wisdom that comes with age.

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    This girl cannot be serious: Kristal-Lynn

    Q. What top three things do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?
    A. Build meaningful relationships, have the ability to communicate in five languages and experience the food and culture of many different countries around the world. 

    Q. What makes you laugh?
    A. Myself, I have the uncanny ability to unintentionally make everyday activities humorous.

    Q. What are you currently reading?
    A. "The Widow Clicquot." It's about the life of an incredible woman and champagne. Great combination!

Seattle Sea Gals

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    The Seattle Sea Gals are all very busy and accomplished ladies. Let's take a look at some of the life goals they've already met and some of their lamest hobbies. 

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    Major goals met by the Sea Gals: 

    Tifny: Learned the act of self sufficiency. (Seriously?)

    Geraldine: Was crowned Miss Philippines 2010 at a local pageant. (If that was local in Seattle, I'm not sure how official that title was.)

    Alexa: Learned how to balance the various things she does in her life. (Seriously?)

    Tamaria: Being that hand to hold for my sister during her pregnancy with twins. (Sounds like her sister met the goal.) 

    Amber: Making the Sea Gal squad and graduating high school. (Reach for the stars girl.)

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    Sea Gals with the lamest hobbies: 

    Kelly: Attending small-venue concerts, NPR podcasts, visiting the aquarium and watching television.

    Pia: Stretching, experimenting with different cuisines and bargain shopping for movies (new and old). 

    Lindsay: Sewing, arts and crafts, buying vintage clothes, shopping and hosting events.  

    Shelly: Golf, singing, writing songs, cooking, eating and volunteering with "local philanthropies."

    I would rather crush a sixer of Beast Ice and watch Seinfeld reruns than engage in most any of the above listed activities.  

Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders

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    There is absolutely no information available about the Chiefs cheerleaders, but I was thrilled to discover their mascot KC Wolf has his own Twitter account. He actually leads a pretty interesting life for a dude in a furry costume—let's take a look at the life of KC Wolf via tweets.

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    Chiefs mascot KC Wolf: Haters gonna hate

    @kcwolf: I'm really starting to see the results from my P 90 X "Fat Burner Workout" video. I feel great and look SEXY!

    @kcwolf: Once again I spent my weekend hanging out with celebrities. NFL mascots lead glamorous lives.

    @kcwolf: Just got my Pro Bowl pictures back. Makes me miss Hawaii. Hard to find a good surfing spot here in Missouri

     

     


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    Chiefs mascot KC Wolf: Keeps busy in the offseason 

    @kcwolf: Speaking in the big town of Gorin, Mo. today. There are 91 people in town and I'm speaking to 26 of the kids at school

    @kcwolf: It's only March and I'm already tired of doing yard work. Thinking about putting AstroTurf in my backyard

    @kcwolf: Appearing in Rio de Janeiro today. Hot here in South America. OK I'm lying. This pic was taken in Arkansas last week

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    Chiefs mascot KC Wolf: He thinks he's people…sort of

    @kcwolf: Went to the zoo to visit my wolf relatives. Had fun. Got a great picture of the south end of 2 north bound elephants.

    @kcwolf: Competed against my dog to see who could keep a Milkbone on his nose the longest. I won. Still the big dog in my home

    @kcwolf: Went in for my annual checkup this morning. Once again current on my rabies shots.

New York Jets Flight Crew

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    The Jets Flight Crew have a fair amount of girls with the same name, or some interesting variation of the same name. I've pitted the copies against each other and determined which one reigns supreme. 

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    Jets Flight Crew Face-off: Jessica's

    Jessica P: Describes herself as bubbly, talkative and outgoing. Loves the "J,E,T,S JETS JETS JETS" chant. Greatest accomplishment in life was making the Flight Crew team. 

    Jessica S: Describes herself as loyal, hard working and fun. Reads romance novels and eats at Chili's. Greatest accomplishment in life was making the Flight Crew team. 

    Jessika V: Describes herself as optimistic, hard working and personable. Spends her weekends on the Jersey shore. Greatest accomplishment in life was having the courage to try out for the Flight Crew team. 

    Who wins: Nobody wins. We're all losers here.  

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    Jets Flight Crew Face-off: Lauren vs. Laura

    Lauren T: Favorite book is "The Wedding" by Nicholas Sparks. Planning weddings is a "huge dream" of hers. Favorite movie is a tie between A Walk to Remember and The Last Song.

    Laura V: Favorite book is anything by R.L. Stine. The Cheesecake Factory is her favorite restaurant in all of New York City. Favorite place to shop is Victoria's Secret PINK.

    Who wins: I guess Laura V...even though she reads books for junior high schoolers. 

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    Jets Flight Crew Face-off: Sarah vs. Sara

    Sarah L: The five people she'd invite to a dinner party are Britney Spears, Julia Roberts, Lea Michele, Beyonce and Sandra Bullock. Her favorite movie is Hitch. The one thing about her that would surprise most people is that she's never been skiing. 

    Sara C: The five people she'd invite to a dinner party are Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, Oprah, Barack Obama and Audrey Hepburn. She played ice hockey on a boys team growing up. Favorite food is sushi. 

    Who wins: Sara C. in a monster landslide. 

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    Jets Flight Crew Face-off: Donna Marie/Dina Marie

    Donna Marie: She'd want Teri Hatcher to play her in a movie. Her favorite holiday is Memorial Day because she likes to remember everyone who sacrificed so we could have freedom. Best concert ever was Bon Jovi at the Meadowlands.

    Dina Marie: Her favorite movie is the Michael Bay monstrosity Pear Harbor. Best concert ever was Lady Gaga. Her hobbies are all various exercise classes and her favorite holiday is Thanksgiving because no gifts exchange hands. 

    Who wins: Well…Donna picked a 47-year-old actress to play her in a movie and likes holidays that allow her to somberly ponder the finality of death and think about freedom…but Dina liked Pearl Harbor. 

    Donna Marie wins.

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    Jets Flight Crew Face-off: Nicole vs. Nikki 

    Nicole P: Life long dream was to become a professional cheerleader. She's a worry-wort who loves Britney Spears, Blink 182 and Rage Against the Machine. Would invite Nancy Grace, Bill O'Reilly, Beyonce, Donald Trump and Kourtney Kardashian to a celebrity dinner party.

    Nikki D: Favorite movie is Roll Models (she misspelled Role). She owns her own motorcycle. Best concert she's ever been to was OzzFest '10. Would invite Joan Rivers, Will Ferrell, Steve Carrell, Bret Michaels and Dane Cook to a celebrity dinner party.

    Who wins: Even though I'm sure Joan Rivers, Will Ferrell and Steve Carrell would rather kill themselves than spend the evening with Bret Michaels and especially Dane Cook—Nikki D. wins. At least she didn't invite a Kardashian or Donald Trump.

Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders

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    Cheerleaders are like snowflakes—no two are alike (except for the identical twins, and there are a fair number of them). There are some cheerleaders who are super chill girls that I'd love to have a beer with. And then there are some divas with bad taste in movies and music that I'd rather not have to hang with.

    Let's take a look at which Ravens cheerleaders would be cool to hang with and those who seem less cool to hang with.

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    Cheerleader I'd chill with: Spencer B. Favorite movie is The Shawshank Redemption and she loves her some Michael Jackson. 

    I love that movie and sometimes nothing but old school Michael Jackson will do. 

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    Cheerleader I'd never chill with: Adriene B. Favorite restaurant is P.F. Chang's and her favorite style of music is "everything."

    Cheap, chain Chinese food and rocking out to the worst the radio has to offer. No thank you.

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    Cheerleader I'd chill with: Sarah H. Her favorite Raven is Billy Cundiff.

    As someone who once owned a Jeff Reed jersey, I respect the hell out of that answer.

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    Cheerleader I'd never chill with: Kellie Lee G. First there's the double first name, which is annoying. And then there's the fact that her favorite restaurant is P.F. Chang's. 

    Does P.F. Chang's sponsor the Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders or something?

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    Cheerleader I'd chill with: Dana G. Her favorite restaurant is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, she watches Modern Family and she enjoys playing Scrabble and traveling. 

    I, too, love steak, awesome comedies and playing Scrabble during my downtime on exotic vacations. 

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    Cheerleader I'd never chill with: Dana F. She enjoys sewing, making lists to stay organized and thinks her best characteristic is her organizational skills.

    Me and a person who lists her organizational skills as her best characteristic would be like oil and water…or like gasoline and a match. 

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    Cheerleader I'd chill with: Courtney L. She enjoys outdoor activities, the movie Blood Diamond, R&B music and her favorite Raven is Anquan Boldin. 

    I enjoy R&B music and am definitely more of an offensive gal. I've never seen Blood Diamond, but at least she didn't list Twilight. 

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    Cheerleader I'd never chill with: Janine Z. Her hobbies include bedazzling things, running and shopping and her favorite Raven is Joe Flacco. 

    Bedazzling things sounds like one of the worst ways to spend an afternoon, and I'm pretty sure Joe Flacco's mother wouldn't even pick Joe Flacco as her favorite Raven.

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    One last cheerleader I'd never chill with: Jane B. Loves Glee and The Notebook. 

    Nuff said. 

Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders

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    The Colts are the only cheerleaders on this list whose information actually matches the picture in the slide! Let's take a look at the bio highlights and low lights of the only ladies I've managed to identify from thousands of nameless photos. 

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    Actually Pictured: Hannah Y.

    Bio Highlight: She likes pepperoni pizza.

    Bio Lowlight: She likes wedding TV shows.

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    Actually Pictured: Britney G.

    Bio Highlight: She'd bring tanning oil to a desert island (smart…).

    Bio Lowlight: Favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey.

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    Actually Pictured: Kristin R.

    Bio Highlight: Her photo (there is no bio).

    Bio Lowlight: The NFL network advertisement next to her photo.

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    Actually Pictured: Shaela D.

    Bio Highlight: The fact that there isn't a bio at all.

    Bio Lowlight: Her name (I'm not feeling it).

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    Actually Pictured: Lindsey F.

    Bio Highlight: She'd bring animal crackers to a deserted island (yum).

    Bio Lowlight: Her favorite food is sushi.

New England Patriots Cheerleaders

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    The Patriots cheerleaders seem to have an inordinate amount of hot blondes on their squad. I've highlighted the hottest of the hot blondes and offered some interesting insights into what makes these blondes tick.

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    What annoys these blondes?

    Ashley: Chipped nail polish and Yankees hats

    Britni: Nothing

    Kelsey: Telemarketers 

    Siobhan: When people use their hands to erase a chalkboard 

    Stephanie S: Bad table manners

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    How do blondes stay in shape?

    Ashley: Riding ATV's

    Britni: Being active 

    Kelsey: Insanity DVDs

    Siobhan: Creating custom made fitness routines and eating cottage cheese

    Stephanie S: Water aerobics 

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    What do blondes collect?

    Ashley: Shoes

    Britni: Cards

    Kelsey: Military patches

    Siobhan: Eyeshadow 

    Stephanie S: Disney pins 

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    What superpower do blondes want?

    Ashley: The ability to turn things into frozen yogurt

    Britni: The ability to turn things into Skittles 

    Kelsey: None

    Siobhan: None

    Stephanie S: The ability to absorb other people's super abilities (that is actually a great answer…first one)

Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders

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    The Vikings cheerleaders have something in their bios that no other cheerleaders in the NFL have—favorite quotations! Let's just say that most of them were absolutely priceless—here are the best.

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    Vikings Cheerleader's Favorite Quotes (about nonsense):

    Ali: "One day at a time."

    Pam: "Everything happens for a reason."

    Mary: “Dancers are the athletes of God.”

     

     


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    Vikings Cheerleader's Favorite Quotes (from actors, movies, cookies):

    Peyton: "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." – Marilyn Monroe

    Missy: “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland

    Whitney: “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” – A Cinderella Story

    Mollie: “He who has not tasted the bitter, does not understand the sweet.” – Fortune Cookie

     


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    Vikings Cheerleader's Favorite (inspirational) Quotes:

    Ali: "Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."

    Alissa: “Get after it!” – Carrie Tollefson, 2004 Olympian

    Amanda: “Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.”

    Amanda: "There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them." — Vicki Baum

    Meghan: "Attitudes are contagious; make yours worth catching."

Oakland Raiderettes

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    The Raiderettes haven't updated their 2012 roster with bios yet, but there are plenty of pictures if you're interested. Instead of getting into the bio details of the girls, let's take a look at some of the late, great Al Davis' best quotes.

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    Awesome Al Davis Quote:

    "Once a Raider, always a Raider."

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    Awesome Al Davis Quote:

    "It may take a short while, but we'll get that nastiness of the Raiders back."

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    Awesome Al Davis Quote:

    "A myth is a story told in a historical context. You think of that name, Al Davis, and you think of an old, rich white guy who owns the Raiders."

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    Awesome Al Davis Quote:

    "Just win, baby."

Houston Texans Cheerleaders

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    The Facebook pages for cheerleaders are a gold mine for ridiculous comments from the general public. Let's take a look at what some of the Texans' cheerleaders biggest fans have to say about some of their recent announcements. 

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    Facebook Post: Vote for your favorite finalist! Here are the 45 finalists for the 2012 Houston Texans Cheerleaders. Vote for the finalists you want to make the squad by texting their corresponding keyword (i.e. HTC1, HTC2, HTC3...) to 88222.

    Various Comments: 
    *Voting BETHANY HEROLD! The best coach my daughter has ever had!!!!!!! She is an incredible example to our girls of setting goals and working extra hard to reach them! GO BETHANY!
    *Annie sure looks like a doll!
    *this is not a cheerocracy

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    Facebook Post: Loren, Stephanie, Lexa and Vanessa Mu at Fiesta Flambeau Parade in San Antonio

    Spanish Comments: 
    *Acabei de chegá em casa... tomei umas e mais outras...
    *Um Maravilhoso motivo para seguir o Houston Texans! rss
    *Mamisssss...

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    Facebook Post: Lady Gaga wishing you Good Luck at Houston Texans Cheer Tryouts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xouTX5g-usw&hd=1 See you April 14th!

    Unhappy Comments: 
    *Dammit texans! Lady caca! Now I am depressed.... Just cut my wrists in an upward direction..Wtf is the matter with yall???;
    *She should've taken the glasses off, you wouldn't see the paper she was reading off of. But still pretty cool!
    *Jinx of the year

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    Facebook Post: Hey hey fbook friends, please Report/Block (at least unfriend) "Karen HTC" - found out this is not the REAL Karen of the Houston Texans Cheerleaders.... sorry about the confusion..... :(

    Imposter Comments: 
    *That is sooo crazy!!!
    *I fell for it...unfriended her, thanks for the heads up
    *Damn crazy ppl

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    Facebook Post: Houston Texans Cheerleaders tryouts April 14th..why not! :) #dreambig! ♥

    All From the Same Guy Comments: 
    *Ur a guarantee, with that gorgeous face and those amazing legs..
    *Try? Shout, they're take one look at those quads, and drool!
    *Yeah, i agree wit evervbody, u got the look, but def. work on the moves- you'd be suprised at what some of these girls can do- like a pretzel...

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    Facebook Post: Kelli and Amanda on NFL Super Bowl Tour in Diego Garcia

    Almost Entirely Off-Topic Comments: 
    *Hey Jinky. I like these cheeerleader's too, but Dallas Cowboys cheerleader's are the best hahahah
    *Strippers from where? Lol last time I heard, Strippers were completely naked!
    *Guess what choke at the end of the season every year team I'm not watching play in the super bowl right now

Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders

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    Cheerleaders are often in the news. Sometimes the news is good, sometimes it's bad, but it's almost always completely stupid and useless. Let's take a look at the the Eagles cheerleaders recent "news" pieces.  

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    Headline: Eagles Cheerleaders Try on Bikinis 
    The Story: Basically it's just about Eagles cheerleaders trying on bikinis 

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    Headline: Eagles Cheerleading Squad Meal Tips
    Story: Basically it's just a slide show of cheerleaders and the foods they enjoy consuming.

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    Headline: Making the Squad: Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleader Tryouts
    The Story: The Eagles have cheerleaders and they are having auditions! All are welcome to try out (no fatties, no uglies—they specify).

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    Headline: Top Five Most Marketable Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders: A Fan's View
    Story: Basically it's just some dude who is unqualified to make that assessment talking about the "marketability" of certain cheerleaders. It's weird.

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    Headline: Cheerleader Marrying Eddie Munster
    The Story: The guy who used to play Eddie Munster is getting hitched to a girl who used to be an Eagles Cheerleader.

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    The Headline: Eagles Cheerleaders Donate Portion of Calendar Proceeds to Help Gulf Coast
    The Story: Actually, that headline is pretty self-explanatory.

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    The Headline: Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders Arrive in Mexico!
    The Story: It actually looks like some kind of press release announcing that the cheerleaders were in Mexico to shoot their calendar. It also provided specifics of where to find them—you're welcome stalkers.

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    Best "news" stories about Eagles Cheerleaders:

    The Headline: 8 Rookie Cheerleaders Join New Eagles Squad
    The Story: Pretty self-explanatory headline, but the story contains the name and occupation of said rookies. Spoiler alert: one is a dancer!

San Francisco 49ers Gold Rush

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    The 49ers Gold Rush have one of the least functional and useless sites of any cheerleaders in the league. There is literally absolutely no interesting information posted. So instead, here are some non-interesting facts about Candlestick Park.

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    49ers (stadium) Facts:

    The cost of construction for Candlestick Park was $24.6 million in 1959 and it was 100 percent publicly financed. 

    The park is owned and operated by the City of San Francisco. 

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    49ers (stadium) Facts:

    When Candlestick Park opened in 1960, then Vice President Richard Nixon was on hand to throw out the first pitch for the Giants.

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    49ers (stadium) Facts

    Consumed over a typical football season:

    • 150,000 Hot Dogs and Sausages
    • 30,000 Peanuts
    • 45,000 Servings of Garlic Fries
    • 138,000 Sodas
    • 53,000 Hamburgers
    • 14,000 Ice Cream Bars
    • 30,000 Lemonades

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    49ers (stadium) Facts:

    The Beatles played their very last concert (for paying fans) at Candlestick Park in 1966.

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    49ers (stadium) Facts:

    There are over 1,500 employees working at Candlestick Park on game day.

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    Fact about this cheerleader: She (Jennifer) used to be a San Diego Charger Girl.

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders

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    The Dolphins cheerleaders are definitely some of the hottest in the NFL. Some are talented, interesting, and ambitious—in addition to being stunning. Others are soooo pretty. Let's take a look at some of both.

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    Unrealistic Goals:

    Aja: Managing her own fashion and entertainment company

    Ariana: PR for a sports team

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    Lunch Date Preferences:

    Vanessa: Oprah—she admires her focus on literature

    Truly: Jesus—so she could ask him everything.

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    Cheerleader Pets:

    Beckah: Teacup Chihuahua named Banana 

    Tatiana: Mini Pug named Beemer

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    Daredevils:

    Carolina: She's been cliff diving in Hawaii 

    Idelys: She's been swimming with sharks and barracudas 

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    People They Like and Why:

    Candi: Will Smith because he's so motivational and positive

    Jennifer: David Beckham because he's very good looking

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    You're Doing it Wrong:

    Jessica N: She's studying broadcasting and her dream job is meteorologist 

    Monica: Mariah Carey was her idol growing up—I guess that's why she's studying speech pathology?

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    Sexiest Ambitions:

    Brianne: Victoria's Secret model 

    Pam: She wants to work for the FBI

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    Lunching with the Dead:

    Natalie D: Walter Disney because he was such a creative and imaginative person.

    Brianne: Her grandma because she misses her and it'd be nice to see her one more time. 

San Diego Charger Girls

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    Much like the Texans cheerleaders, the Charger Girls have more than their fair share of Facebook admirers. Some seem like regular humans and others seem like creepy creepers. Let me introduce you to a few of their comment contributions.

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    Facebook Post: Don't forget - 2012 Charger Girls audition this Sunday, Apr 15. Please spread the word and SHARE this post.

    Creepiest Comments: 
    *Marry me. All of you. We can become Mormon.
    *I'm gonna go try out for the Preggo Charger Girls!
    *Shining up my pom poms now. ;)

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    Facebook Post: Charger Girls updated their cover photo.

    Weirdest Comments: 
    *there is a god!!! or something
    *A chorus line has NOTHING on this!!!
    *only GOD.

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    Facebook Post: The Charger Girls auditions begin April 15. Please share this with your friends. Audition information, here:

    Weirdest Comments: 
    *She has a beautiful rib cage.
    *can't i'll be paying taxes that day..
    *Ribcage!
    *a like it from mexico

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    Facebook Post: (Photo Kirby Lee) — in Honolulu, HI.

    Range of Comments: 
    *I'll take that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one....And oh hell yeah that one too!
    *eh not impressed
    *got enough blondes?
    *I am not picky I would take them all!

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    Facebook Post: Charger Girls's photo. 9 November 2011

    Enthusiastic Comments: 
    *Yeah Buddy!!!
    *>>BOING<<
    *look at all the pretty mountain tops, gonna climb them one day!!!!!

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    Facebook Post: We launched our swimsuit calendar last night. Fans can now pre-order online, here: http://shop.chargers.com/San-Diego-Chargers-2012-Cheerleader-Calendar-_-1479732286_PD.html

    Complimentiest Comments: 
    *HOLY CRAP WHAT A SEXY BUNCH!
    *This must be copyright infringement against att for raising my bar....
    *i am going to dream good tonight
    *yeah f*** the dallas cheerleaders this is wear its at

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    Facebook Post: Audition Finals (17 photos) Charger Girl Audition Finals

    Enthusiastic Comments: 
    *Is there a love button?
    *Ya, I 'm a pervert too!
    *Thank you God for creating these lovely creatures!
    *WOW!!! Amazing pictures!! Now I feel like Dancing!!!! Good Job Ladies!!!

Washington Redskins Cheerleaders

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    The Redskins may have been garbage on the field for the last couple of decades, but you can always count on their cheerleaders to be ridiculously stunning. Let's play one more round of "Date her or Ditch her." 

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    Date her: Emerald. She ditched Texas and all she misses is the barbecue and she works with an awesome Steelers fan who she enjoys arguing with.

    Plus she's an event planner, which means she could probably put together a pretty baller evening for the two of you.

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    Ditch her: Barbie. She's a Congressional staffer who loves musicals. 

    I live in DC, so trust me when I say you should avoid Congressional staffers named "Barbie."

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    Date her: Lee (actually pictured!). She likes sports, art, experimenting in the kitchen and she's crazy good looking.

    Although she does overuse exclamation points!!! I'm sure you could deal.

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    Ditch her: Allison. She's got three (obviously yappy) dogs named: Bella, Coco and Squeakie. 

    Too much baggage, bro.

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    Date her: Laura K. She went to Indiana University of Pennsylvania and is a former Washington Capitals ice girl.

    IUP is one of the preeminent party schools in Pennsylvania—LK obviously knows how to kick back and have a good time.

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    Ditch her: Rachel. She works at the Cheesecake Factory.

    You don't want to be stuck there five nights a week waiting for her to get off work and watching douchebags at the bar hit on her.

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    Date her: Ashley A. (Actually pictured) She really loves the troops and America—"Go USA!" is a direct bio quote.

    Unless you hate America, you should love this girl.

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    Ditch her: Rebecca. Her bio is basically her very, very long resume. 

    The most boring and bragging resume ever. 

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    Date her or ditch her: Mila. She loves crappy crime and/or magic related television shows like Law & Order, Supernatural, Charmed, Bones and Cold Case.

    You make the call.

Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders

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    The Cardinals cheerleaders are all very lovely, but most of them have a serious problem: overuse of exclamation points!!!!!!!!! Here are some of the worst offenders.

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Lauren

    I am truly blessed beyond measure and so thankful to be a part of such a wonderful organization!

    My mom and Dad are the most amazing parents in the universe!

    Words cannot describe how excited I am to perform out there on the field this season. Cant wait to see all you fans out there! GO CARDS!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Tessa

    Hey Cardinals fans! 

    As a rookie I have big shoes to fill (or should I say boots!) and I couldn’t be more excited! 

    Here’s to a winning season!!!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Taryn

    Hey Cardinals Fans!

    I’m also smack dab in the middle of completing my Bachelor’s Degree at Arizona State University (Go Devils)!!

    I’ll see you out there! Rise up RED SEA!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Michelle M.

    She feels so blessed to be a third year member with the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders! 

    Bring it on, Cardinals…let’s go Big Red!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Michelle J.

    It wasn’t long before her family relocated to the state and became huge Cardinals fans!

    Now let’s get out there and play some football! Go Cards!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Michelle D.

    She loves meeting new people, being happy, laughing, and making other people smile!  

    Michelle is thrilled and honored to be a part of such an exceptional organization, and will do her best cheering on the Cards this season!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Ashley

    Hey Cardinals Fans! My name is Ashley and this is my second year as an Arizona Cardinals Cheerleader!!

    I also love to hang out with my fiance’, my family, shop, go to the lake and travel!! I am so excited to be a part of the Arizona Cardinals organization and look forward to seeing you at the games!!

    Go Big Red!! Xoxo!

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    Too much enthusiasm offender: Jacque

    This is Jacque's rookie year as an Arizona Cardinals Cheerleader! She is so honored, humbled, and excited to be a part of this amazing team! 

    She is overjoyed to be able to stand along-side the best fans in the NFL cheering on her favorite football team!She may have designed the community you live in! 

    And thank you Cardinals fans!!!  WE DO THIS TOGETHER... and don't ever forget it!