I had to think really long and hard to piece this one together, and I have finally done so because I'm always up for a challenge.
Since the once-groundbreaking idea of a brand extension in 2002 to stimulate competition within the unipolar WWE, the WWE draft has mattered less with each passing year.
Now that the WWE has officially laughed in the face of a brand extension with the onset of the RAW SuperShow era, no draft in history will be less significant than tomorrow's under-hyped, three-hour spectacular.
But every draft cloud has a silver lining of potential. To the WWE's credit, the draft special has at least been entertaining more times than not, and the WWE draft always finds a way to at least deliver momentarily shocking switcheroos.
So here's to you, WWE draft. Your irrelevance is only surpassed by your persistence, and for that we salute you.