Carlos Tevez is definitely back, folks. But clearly, he'll still be making plenty of time in his schedule for golf.
Manchester City's once exiled Argentinian striker marked his first start in seven months with a hat trick, as the Citizens thrashed Norwich City 6-1 to keep their slim title hopes alive.
Meanwhile, Fernando Torres left Liverpool last January because he wanted to win trophies. He's still searching for that first piece of silverware with Chelsea, and if he hopes to get it, he'll have to go through his old team in the FA Cup Final. (Yes, I'm already writing off the Blues in the Champions League semifinal against Barcelona.)
Elsewhere across England, Ashley Young continued his campaign to no longer be considered a footballer, a mistake from Sylvain Distin cost David Moyes his best chance at a trophy with Everton in some time and officials just continue to get in the way of the football.