Facts About Wrestling

dexterjames cavadaContributor IJanuary 23, 2009

The Rock once picked up a beer keg he turned it sideways and shoved it straight up austins ass, because austin said so.

Mick Foley is not God he is Emo.

Ron Simmons CAN see John Cena.

The Undertaker has been dead since 1994. Why he is still wrestling is still a mystery.

TNA had a six sided ring to support samoa joe's ass.

Jimmy super fly snuka cant fly he glides.

Shaun Micheals can indeed superkick himself. I've seen it.

No one can ever DIG THAT...SUCKA!! Don't even try.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan loves hoes.

The Rock once made a joke that was so funny that he made Kane smile.

Buff Bagwell is buff and he's the stuff that cleans our ass.

Even though Kurt angle won a gold medal in the Olympics he still suck. He must win 12 more gold medals so that he wont suck. It's written on chapter four in the wrestling handbook on how not to suck.

rhyno and goldberg once speared each other. The force of the impact was so strong that it proved the big bang theory.

You CANT make a JBL VS RVD match because there are too many initials. It's just not possible.

Ric Flair would be now referred to not as nature boy but as nature man. He's real mother is mother nature.

Booker T. and Mr. T. are brothers.

Stone cold steve austin still needs a can opener to open a can of whoop-ass.