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LaMarcus Aldridge, the Blazers' best player, will miss the remainder of the season.
1. Brandon Roy is forced to retire due to chronic knee injuries.
2. Greg Oden misses season due to yet another serious injury.
3. Head coach Nate McMillan feuds with members of the Blazers.
4. The Blazers endure a number of humiliating blowout losses, culminating in a 40-point blowout at the hands of the New York Knicks.
5. Head coach Nate McMillan is fired.
6. Marcus Camby and Gerald Wallace are both shipped out of town.
7. LaMarcus Aldridge is lost to injury for the rest of season.
It's a long list and there's no good news in it. No matter how bad one may have projected the Blazers to be, it's a safe bet that you wouldn't have predicted this type of total entropy.