Tebow, the first backup quarterback to hold an introductory press conference upon his trade to the New York Jets, is a hot commodity, no doubt.
But despite Madison Avenue's "images is everything" mantra and the media's insatiable appetite for all things Tebow, New York remains a sports town built on substance over style.
Like Tebow—Park Avenue, Time Square and Broadway may grab headlines—but New Yorkers, the most knowledgeable sports fans in America, well, we like our news cover to cover.
And it doesn't take a rocket scientist or a Tony La Russa to know that the Giants remain the best team in New York, with the best quarterback, the best defense and the best offense.
That about covers it, right?
So, while Tebow may be the flavor of the month, when it comes down to it, New Yorkers still fall back on the three food groups—dirty water hot dogs, salt bagels and pizza you fold before you eat it.
Yes, we like food and sports heroes that get the job done, not diet cola that leaves you with that empty feeling afterwards.
And all the Tebowing in the world won't change that.
With the richest sports history in America, we know real stars when we see them:
Lawrence Taylor, Frank Gifford and Y.A. Tittle.
Reggie Jackson, Mickey Mantle and Babe Ruth.
Dennis Potvin, Brian Trottier and Wayne Gretzky.
And, of course, Willis Reed, Dave DeBusschere and Patrick Ewing.
Tebow is but a sideshow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
He has heart and he has captured the heart of many New Yorkers, but again, we know real stars when we see them:
Eli Manning, Victor Cruz, Osi Umenyiora.
So, we'll give Tebow to Madison Avenue, where he'll fit in nicely. He can even ring the opening bell on Wall Street. Hell, surely someone will throw the guy a few orchestra seats to Jesus Christ Super Star.
But on Sunday I'll leave the praying up to Jets and Tebow fans alike and the playing to our Super Bowl champion New York Giants.
Not Fast Enough
On Easter Sunday, amid the locals flocking to mass at Blessed Sacrament on 71st Street (a block or so from Central Park), I saw two identical twins, who looked to be around four years old, wearing Jeremy Lin jerseys. Twinsanity, I thought. If only I could have pulled out my iPhone before they disappeared into Columbus Tavern, one of my favorite places to grab a bite when I'm not rushing around like a mad man.
Carmelo Anthony has truly risen to the top since the firing of Mike D'Antoni, but Wednesday's game was about as "must win" as it gets, with the Knicks holding only a one-game edge over the Milwaukee Bucks going into the contest. Anthony delivered again, racking up 32 points and 10 rebounds. Still, it's hard to see this team getting past the Miami Heat or the Chicago Bulls in the opening round.
Say Hey Jorge
Jorge Posada, who retired in January, is going to throw out the first pitch at the Yankees home opener Friday. Posada played his entire 16-year career in pinstripes and is probably the most popular Yankees catcher ever, behind Yogi Berra (of course) and the late Thurman Munson. The Yanks will host the Angels tomorrow, first pitch at 1:05 p.m.