Lookin' for Love in All the Wrong Places, NASCAR Style

"I take you to be my cherished partner, to go with me to all NASCAR races and to stay home and rear our batch of toothless and shoeless children. I promise to protect you using lethal force if necessary and if I'm not too drunk."

It seems as if redneck lovin' is all the rage these days.

On January 17th CMT launched it's third season of "My Big Redneck Wedding" in which the happy couple put a twist on the wedding details including the groom rapping his wedding vows and the bride doing a striptease at the alter.

Upcoming episodes feature high school sweethearts getting married at the "Get 'er Done" Chapel in Ohio's Yankee Lake Mud Bog, a duck-hunting themed wedding with a duck blind for the altar and the guests watching the festivities from their boats, and a truck themed wedding for a dumpster truck-driving bride and a semi-driving groom; traditional wedding attire is accessorized with hard hats, truck boots, and a cane made from a gearshift stick.

Nice!

But just how can you get to that promised land of wedded redneck bliss? C'mon y'all, lemme show ya how to git 'er done!

www.meetmeattheraces.com

www.meetmeattheraces.com is the first dating website dedicated to NASCAR and other racing enthusiasts. The site offers racing fans many ways to meet, flirt, have fun, date, hookup, get together and perhaps marry other single men and women sharing their interests.

The $30.00 a yearly membership fee entitles singles to search the year's race schedule for other lonely hearts who live anywhere near the 30 major auto race tracks in the United States, Canada, and Mexico.

"If you love the smell of burning tires and the thunder of
big NASCAR horsepower...
If the smell of fresh exhaust turns you on....
Then you´re in the right place!"

"The only website that allows people to make a possible love connection at the race track of your choosing."

www.nascarmatch.com

www.nascarmatch.com boasts that "it is the only online NASCAR and racing fan dating site exclusively for NASCAR singles to meet and date other NASCAR fans for love and dating. Find your NASCAR girlfriend or boyfriend and your next NASCAR date now! It is completely free to place, browse, respond to personal ads, post images, start a blog and more."

Blog posting suggest that love is alive and well in the NASCAR community!

*No edits please, these were written by others and are included in this article "as is!"

What happens in Bristol, stays in Bristol!

"The weekend was great! I loved the short, banked track! Steve made the weekend alot of fun, and an experience that I'll never forget! After the race, I only wanted more, so I'm going to Fontana next weekend."

Well, it's time.

"In slightly less than 24 hrs J** and I get to finally meet face to face. We met here on NASCARMATCH back in May. Just before my son and I went to Eldora for the Dream. Between the phone, text messages and e mail, we have shared a lot of moments and a lot about ourselves. However, all this electronic communication detracts from a good old fashioned conversation and sharing time between friends. I look forward to getting to know her better and her, me. We'll be picking up my 9 yr old son from school Fri AM and taking the hour and a half ride up to the track. RV, 4 wheeler, blow up 10' x 8' pool and all the other decor and bbq items that every race fans needs. Yes, my son is going too! No it's not a date, it's 2 friends going to a race together. What becomes of it after that, is left to fate. Personnally, I think I very much hope it transforms into a relationship that we both have confessed to be looking for. I strongly believe it has the capability to do so. As she is flying out in the am and does not have access to a pc/email between now and when she returns to work next Tues, she will not be able to view this until then. Thats why I have taken this oppurtunity to share these thoughts on our friendship. If anybody reads these blogs, stay tuned!"

www.redneckandsingle.com

This last one could be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

www.redneckandsingle.com "is like an online honky-tonk, but without the drinkin', cussin', and fightin'."

The front page reads:

"Howdy Y'all, Welcome to Redneck and Single. We got a ton of great rednecks waiting inside to meet you and share common interests like huntin', campin', fishin', muddin', and NASCAR! Come on in and have a look around...it's free!"

The next couple of slides are a sampling of the gems that are out there for the pickin'! The lucky seven so to speak of each gender. Out of respect, I have not disclosed the identities or locations of the following "rednecks" but I swear my hand to God, every one of these personal ads are legit without any editing or spell check on my part.

*Editors, respectively leave the following slides "as is" as they were written by others.

A little something for my ladies

A few potential mates for my ladies:

Redneck Gent #1: "hey i am a 30 years old truck driver from NC i got red hair and green eyes in other words what you see is what you get.. ..."

Redneck Gent #2: "i dont really know what to put here... so ill juss say i love nascar drinkin beer and off roading (not mud i love rocks and canyons) any thing else i guess just ask"

Redneck Gent #3: "im a sweet southern redneck man..i love to have fun,go out to bars,hang otu with friends and family..i like going muddin"

Redneck Gent #4: "nuth'n much ta tell really nice, sweet, charm'n good look'n and such as that you know the whole shoot'n match. all good suff. but yer going to have ta tak all the good with bits and pices of the bad i'll ya that on a wunt ta er need ta know basis Okie Dokey?{ now if you can read this your a wonderful peron }"

Redneck Gent #5: "(picture of) me setting at home looking 4 the love of a lifetime.hopefully it will be you.as you can tell I'ven't had any luck yet. will you be the love of my life"

Redneck Gent #6: "I like goodlooking, redneck women.i like muddin and wheelerin, hunting and fishing, but the true love of my life is copenhagen!"

Redneck Gent #7: "This is a picture of me. I am looking for a nice woman to spen time with. Not athletic but it's what's in your heart that counts"

And for the men

Hey guys, I didn't forget y'all!

Redneck Gal #1: "i live in pineville, i have a pit bull pup named Dante and a black cat named bella. i have 8 tattoos and 12 piercings, i love going to the beach"

Redneck Gal #2: "Hey there...I guess i can tell you what Im lookin for. I want someone who I can share quality time with and with some of the stuff I am in too. Of course that person would have to be into aswell. here are some of the suff im into......workin on cars,tattoos,peircings,4 wheelin,muddin or mudd slinging,hunting,tubin,fishin,camping there are some of the few things I like to do. I would like also to say I am a big girl this picture of me is 7 yrs old it's the only one I have but gives you and idea. I big into family value's I also have three children. They are a big part of my life and I will not trade them for anything...well I guess if you read all of this you can get aholdof me...."

Redneck Gal #3: "im just a southern girl lookin for a nice southern guy who likes to go huntin and fishin and has a BIG truck!"

Redneck Gal #4: "yeah i know it is an old picture but get the hell over it not much has changed...how much am i suppose to write here...they want 120 characters-DAMN! this is turning out to be a friggin essay!"

Redneck Gal #5: "I am a fun loving farm girl....That is very easy...going...I like to go to rodeos and chicken stews...I also like to go mudding, fishing and camping. I hope to find someone to share these same hobbies...."

Redneck Gal #6: "Just a country girl lookin for love. Just got out of a bad marriage and looking for someone who will love me and my newborn daughter for who we are."

Redneck Gal #7: "just a southern girl lookin for her redneck in shining 4 wheel drive. i love, yes thats right, love whitetail hunting. i own a rifle, about to purchase a shotgun, and think doe estrus is the new chanel...LMAO...i have a 5 year old son that i take hunting with me because i do believe in passing on the legacy. i not only love hunting, but fishing(fresh and saltwater), and of course mud riding on my friends 4 wheelers. (haven't worked my way up to that toy yet..LOL) i won't be happy living anywhere that doesn't have nearby red clay roads and tree stand possibilities..im just lookin for someone who gets me and understands what drives my engine..."