That pungent smell permeating the air around you can only mean one thing: The 2012 NHL playoffs are about to commence, and testosterone is being produced at optimum levels all across the USA as the players prepare for battle while we fill out our brackets for the office pool.
There are sure to be some upsets in store, but the purpose of this post is to examine which of the top-seeded teams are ready to roll over their competition.
Here are the three top teams ready to crush their opponents in Round 1.
New York Rangers (1) Will Beat the Ottawa Senators (8)
The Rangers are huge favorites to win this series, and rightly so.
They possess a stifling defense that blocks shots like Dikembe Motombo. If the defenders don't block the shot, then Henrik Lundqvist will.
Conversely, the Senators struggled to defend the puck all year long, finishing the season ranked 24th in that category and giving up almost three goals a game.
It's tough to sweep in hockey, but the Rangers just might do it to the Senators in this highly unbalanced first-round matchup.
Prediction: Rangers in five games
Boston Bruins (2) Will Beat the Washington Capitals (7)
The Bruins enter the postseason having won seven out of their last 10 games.
They are a prolific scoring offense, finishing the season ranked second in that category with 3.2 goals per game. Combined with the fact that the Bruins are also one of the best at stopping opponents from scoring, this matchup should be over sooner rather than later.
On the other side, the Capitals gave up more goals than they scored during the regular season, and they rank in the bottom half in many key statistical categories—the most crucial being their 21st-ranked goals against stat of 2.8 goals per contest.
This matchup will be the most lopsided of all in the first round.
Prediction: Bruins with a clean sweep
Vancouver Canucks (1) Will Beat the Los Angeles Kings (8)
The only chance the Kings have of winning this matchup with the Bruins is if Jonathan Quick manages to pitch a shutout every night.
He's capable of doing so against lesser competition, but the Canucks are the most complete team in the NHL and won't be denied, not to mention they have a goalkeeper of their own that isn't too shabby.
Ranking in the top five in goals for, goals against and power play percentage, as well as sixth in penalty-killing percentage, there isn't a weak link in the Canucks chain.
The Kings won't be able to keep up with the high-scoring action, and this series won't last long.
Prediction: Canucks in five games
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