Anyone else hungry for a hot dog and some cold beer?
If I have learned anything about sports in my life, I learned that once April comes around forget about accomplishing anything at work because it's time for Major League Baseball.
And that can only mean one thing: hot chicks in skinny clothes at the ballparks.
Why else would you go to a game in the middle of a hot summer afternoon? Unless you own stock in the Chicago Cubs, you only attend games for one reason: the women. I know I would. That place is crawling with smokebombs. But what about all the other fan bases around the league? How do they rank?
I put together a list of all the hottest fanbases in the MLB. Enjoy.
I hate this part. I am never a fan of having to choose one team to be the least hottest fan base in Major League Baseball. But it is my job—and the Cleveland Indians are the winners.
It is hard to talk about the Indians and not quote Major League.
So here is a little gem from Harry Doyle, "Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our 'Die-hard Night' here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."
If it rains seven months out of the year in Seattle, it must be sunny the other five.
Where do you think all the babes go when the sun is out in the summer time? The Seattle Mariners games, of course. It is still a fan base that is in need of some more hotties, but I can see them growing each year.
Hopefully, by 2039, they could make the top five.
The women in Cincinnati must not like to attend too many Reds games. Otherwise they would have climbed these rankings and easily notched a top 10.
Now, I do know of a few hot WAGs, Dallas Latos, that will assist in the climb of this fan base, but it'll take some time.
Come on Cincy, bring some women to the games!
Amazingly, the Pittsburgh Pirates have rarely been ranked higher than 30th on these lists. However, after plenty of research, I have found that the Pirates fan bases is much hotter than previously thought.
Take Aly Cohen, for example. She is trying her best to sell the Pirates, and it works for me. I am buying it.
If the Houston Astros could have traded their water cooler for prospects last year, they would have done so. It wasn't too long ago that the 'Stros were playing in the World Series.
Oh yeah, Craig Biggio retired, Lance Berkman is gone, Brad Lidge moved on, and Roger Clemens is hiding in the woods.
At least the fans still come to the games, right?
I wish I could rank Milwaukee higher but they live and die on one beautiful woman, Front Row Amy.
She is the only reason the fans of Milwaukee earn such a high ranking. Maybe in the future, when more front row sits are bought by gorgeous MILFs, we will see them climb the ranks.
Who would have guessed a team from Canada would last as long as the Toronto Blue Jays have lasted. Now that they are the only MLB team north of the border, it will be shocking to see them stay too much longer.
But you never know. If the sexy women show up, the fans are sure to follow.
The Baltimore Orioles are the most boring team in the MLB. No offense but they find a way to keep me interested for less than a minute every time I watch them play.
If they could only show more of the women in the stands during the games, then I might care to watch more of it.
The fans in Kansas City are far worse than any other fans in America. They are passionate—this is a fact—but they are also crazy. Their team has not won a World Series since 1985 and it was their only win.
So why so many crazy obsessed fans? Because baseball in Missouri is awesome. And next year, the Missouri Tigers will join my LSU Tigers in the SEC.
It is cold, dry, and the city of Denver is around 5,000 feet above sea level. These are not your perfect conditions for a baseball team or beautiful women.
However, they find a way to bring in hotties every night in Colorado. Almost to the point where moving there seems like a good idea.
I have never been to Oakland for a sporting event in my life, and I am thankful for that. I would be too afraid to wear any of my Astros gear for fear of getting shot in the parking lot.
Could I just find some hot women in the stands to protect me? That should work, right?
Detroit is in the house!
The lovely model, pictured here, provides us with a one time glance at the hotties who attend all the Detroit Tigers home games.
Don't believe me? Maybe you will after they win the World Series in 2012.
Any team in the state of Arizona should have smoking hot fans. That state is a goldmine of hotties who have not yet made their way to Las Vegas just yet.
I am somewhat disappointed that they are not higher. But every spot is justified. And if you want to rise in the rankings, get me some photos.
If the Chicago White Sox had half the fans that the Cubs have, they would be No. 2 on the list. But they sadly do not. They have some smoking hotties in the stands, but it is nothing compared to the Cubbies.
Which Chicago team does President Obama root for?
I am a fan of expansion teams from Florida. You can never have too many.
Now that the Tampa Bay Rays have solidified themselves as one of the better teams in the American League, we can justify having a second team and begin planning on another.
It might just be me but I think the Philadelphia Phillies' hot fans only began showing up when the wins piled up. Do you think?
I cannot remember a time when so many hotties rocked the red and white. I might be wrong but I'm usually not.
Now that your jaw has been surgically reattached to your face, you can enjoy reading about just how hot the Minnesota Twins fans are.
Anyone else want some gum?
The women in San Francisco know how to party. They also know how to make other men walk into walls, crash their cars, and have their girlfriends punch them in the gut.
Women like this one. I just fell out my chair when I saw that picture.
Yes, I know who that is in the picture, Mat Latos' wife Dallas Latos, and I know her husband does not play for the Padres anymore. But who better to represent a fan base than a gorgeous WAG?
Seriously. The San Diego fans, I have seen it in person, are among the league's hottest. Being that close to the beach never hurts.
If the St. Louis Cardinals had not won the World Series last season, would they still be this high on the list? Yes indeed.
The Cardinals fans are among the craziest in sports. They love their team, and that passion falls all the way down to the hotties in the clubs.
The uniforms are atrocious. The new stadium in Miami is beautiful, minus that one ridiculously big statue in left center field.
The fans, well, what did you expect from Miami? These is the same team that invented the Marlins Mermaids.
I was expecting to see the Yankees and Mets going side-by-side on this list but I am looking at the Mets slip back to the ninth spot.
But it's OK. The beautiful women are still aplenty and they are still rocking a backside like Tehmeena's right here.
I can bet all the marbles in the jar you did not expect the Washington Nationals fan bases to make the top 10, let alone the top eight.
Well, they did.
And the photos are very scarce, so this choice comes from experience in the Washington area. You should visit some time. The talent level is much higher than most of the East Coast.
That is all you need to know when it comes to LA sports. She is the first person to purchase a jersey and the last person you see leaving the stadium following the game.
She represents one of the hottest fan bases in the world from the city of angels.
This is one of the greatest fan bases in the history of sports.
The Chicago Cub fans love baseball more than just about anything else you can think of. They are more passionate than Cardinal fans and they have the heart of a champion.