Super Bowl or Super Bore?

Let the water cooler experts rejoice.

The NFL Playoffs have produced two worthy teams in Pittsburgh and Arizona. There are many storylines that will elicit chatter, predictions, and philosophical reasoning about who will be crowned champion.

Pittsburgh will dominate this game, creating multiple turnovers and scoring two defensive/special teams touchdowns on their way to a 34-13 rout.

It's the Cardinals, people. They can't run, so they will pass. Unlike the Panthers coaching staff, the Steelers will game plan for wide receivers Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin. That leaves quarterback Kurt Warner, who, while good at picking up the blitz, will be left to little dink/screen passes, rarely gaining more than five yards.

Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will have his usual stat line and benefit from tremendous field position every quarter. The Arizona defense, while stellar during the last three weeks, will tire early on and get run over in the last 20 minutes of the game.

Result? A super bore.

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