While we'd prefer a comfortable spot in the center of Ditka's bar chatting over pints and peanuts, yapping about who had the knockwurst, bratwurst and pork chops, slobbering our ludicrous predictions about an upcoming playoff game between Daaaaaaaa Bears and Giants, we're here for a different type of superfan.
Bill Swerski's crew was indeed memorable, but the sports world is shadowed by a more enticing group of diehards, a sexier bevy of loyal enthusiasts who truly understand the art of appreciation.
Some were legends in their own fields, while others made names for themselves by wearing little more than a tight jersey and a warming smile.
These beautiful fans make every victory that much better, and every loss a bit more bearable.
Let's take a look at the hottest superfan photoshoots.
They've carved out quite a special place in the pantheon of sports greats.