This "battle of the captains" match had everyone jumping out of their seats...to go buy nachos.
Seriously, what is the point of this feud between Johnny Ace and Teddy Long? Is it a battle to decide who is more out of touch with wrestling in 2012?
Let's look at the list of talent who is in this match:
David Otunga - jobber
Santino Marella - glorified jobber with a belt that hasn't meant anything since the early 1990s
The Miz - backstage heat magnet
Hornswoggle - useless waste of roster money
Teddy Long - a novelty act that has outstayed his welcome by about five years
Johnny Ace - a sometimes-entertaining heel character that Vince McMahon finds way too funny
Anyways, this match finished with Santino hitting the worst finishing move ever, the Cobra, and pinning Mr. Jennifer Hudson for the pin. Some general shenanigans ensued and Miz ended up crashing Marella's party with a Skull Crushing Finale.
Miz was named as a member of Team Johnny for the elimination match at WrestleMania, which I'm sure will be a 5-star classic along the lines of Savage-Steamboat and HBK-Undertaker.
I mean, come on, it's got David Otunga.