Hull City to Give Mid Table Mediocrity a Go

Chris RowlandsCorrespondent IJanuary 15, 2009

Hull City AFC's PR department announced today that they are going to draw the remainder of their games this season 0-0 or 1-1.

This comes in light of comments in the press saying that after their superb start to the season (at one point being on equal points with leaders Chelsea and Liverpool); then "doing a Derby", they want to see what it is like to be Middlesborough.

Phil Brown was unavailable for comment, most probably due to the fact he is currently inside the KC Stadium, demolishing the home dressing room. Work on a pitch side replacement is underway.

Goalkeeper Boaz Myhill was heard saying: "Good news for me, I can take a nap against high scoring teams like Man U and Wigan now."

More news shortly.

 

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