Face it, you suck at fantasy baseball and the only pleasure you're going to derive from this six-month slog is the smug satisfaction you get from creating a funny team name.
"Ha! I'm clever," you'll think to yourself as you draft Manny Ramirez in the third round. "Why didn't anyone else think to make a Ryan Braun urine joke?"
News flash, they did.
They also made copious use of the names Dunn, Cano, Yu, Pujols, Inge, Fister, Utley, Uggla and Sabathia
So to avoid repetition and get the creative juices flowing toward what will be the greatest accomplishment of your season, I present the 50 funniest fantasy baseball names.
Most have been mined from the endless expanse we call the Internet. A few sprang forth from my own, addled brain.
All of them are (potentially) funny (depending on your taste).