I Love the BCS!

I dedicate this song to all those who oppose an FBS (Div. I-A) playoff.

"I Love the BCS"

(as sung by Will Forte on Saturday Night Live, Jan. 10, 2009)

I love stepping in dog crap
And I love it when children get sick
I love paper cuts on my corneas
And I love the BCS

I love hanging at the DMV
And I love finding out I'm adopted
I love eating tacos filled with uncooked chicken
And I love the BCS

Oh yeah, I love the BCS

It's the best system ever devised
Neck and neck with the electoral college
And if you've got some kind of problem with that
I invite you to s my d
S my d
S my d
S my d
BCS S my d

I love the smell of sick people's farts
And I love George W. Bush
I wish he could be my dad and my lover
And I love the BCS

I love thinking about Bush with his shirt off
I love taking off his pants with my mind
He's the lame duck that I really want to f.....

...fudge

Cause, I love the BCS
Oh yeah, I love the BCS

And my hemorrhoids!
I love the BCS

Robert Mugabe!
I love the BCS

(from http://sportsrubbish.blogspot.com/2009/01/video-i-love-bcs-song-will-forte-on.html)

(picture obtained after typing "I love the BCS" into Google image search. Seriously.)

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