It’s March Madness. The best sporting event of the year. Do it right! If you have sick days, use them. If you have friends, find them. I’ll be making myself at home at the MGM Grand Sportsbook in Vegas over the next few days in front of all the big screens, holding a glass of scotch with a few of my best WiseGuys next to me. Okay, so I’ll most likely be drinking amaretto sours with a straw and cherry on top. Don’t judge.
Need some help filling out your bracket? No worries, big guy. I got you. All you really need to know is covered in this slideshow. If you’ve already finished and submitted your bracket, go ahead and change it when you’re done reading. You can thank me later—with an amaretto sour.