I have received a lot of e-mails from dedicated fans who are begging me to answer the question: “Who will end the Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak?” It’s more like a deluge of e-mails, actually. In fact, it’s really like a tidal wave, except instead of water, I’m getting hit with e-mail messages.
Complete strangers are stopping me on the street and asking me who will end 'Taker’s streak. I even got a candy-gram about this just yesterday. I didn’t know you could get candy-grams these days. Amazing.
The fact of the matter is, I can’t ignore my fans. Now, I’ve thought long and hard about this for at least 20 minutes today and at one point, I thought I had figured out the perfect scenario: It seemed so obvious to me that Dino Bravo, Canada’s Strongest Man, would be the most logical person to end the Undertaker’s streak because ‘Taker has feuded with almost everyone else in WWE by now.
I mean, he's like 62 years old or something. Then, I realized that Dino Bravo died in 1993 after a gangland-style hit related to a Canadian cigarette smuggling operation. So, this theory is not without its problems. Then again, we are talking about WWE here and anything is possible. So, who knows?
I also thought that “Mean” Mark Callous might be the logical pick to end the streak, but this would require some fairly complex wrangling involving the time-space continuum. I still haven’t finished my article "Quantum Mechanics in the WWE Universe” yet, so I am not sure whether or not such a matchup is possible. Then again, we are talking about WWE here and anything is possible. So, who knows?
Then, it finally hit me: Vince McMahon will end the Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak. See, McMahon is the Chairman of WWE and he has full approval over all plots and angles, including this one. So, either Vince will approve of a story-line in which 'Taker is beaten at WrestleMania, or he will not permit such a match to occur, thereby allowing Undertaker to retire at some point with the streak intact.
Either way, the “streak” will end and McMahon will be responsible for the outcome. It’s pretty simple, really. Then again, we are talking about WWE here and anything is possible. So, who knows?
I am not sure how awesome 'Taker’s match at WrestleMania 25 will be, but I am willing to guess that it will be considerably less awesome than this article. Then again, we are talking about Bleacher Report here and anything is possible. So, who knows?
Word to your mothers, suckas!
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Joe Doherty 5 months ago
i'd say there are 3 possibilities, 2 of which will most likely not happen
1. shawn michaels who i would like to see end his run, if the creative team do go that way
2. stone cold steve austin because hes in HOF this year
3. kane but they've pretty much ripped the arse outta that (some of my irish coming through)
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Paul Bentley 5 months ago
Hi Joe, I liked your comment, I think its a difficult decision who might be the one to defeat him, plus would they allow it because he's a big fan fav?
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Ralph Kramden 5 months ago
yous really slippin' buttocks.
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Adrian Staehle 5 months ago
i think the match that would do it for me would be diabise get him to be like my dad brought u in ill take u out
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dav bren 5 months ago
great idea id never thought of that, id love to see the million dollar man back
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Krut 5 months ago
Word to ya mouth M!
Freakin hilarious mate I want to see your "Quantum Physics in the WWE Universe" article!
You just earned yourself another fan!
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Ali Mashraf 5 months ago
I think it will be UMAGA if only WWE provides us with any such storylines between these two
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john KLAWAY 4 months ago
undertaker streak will be ended but not now i meen tht when he become 20-0 shawn michels will end it and they will retierd from wwe undertaker will leave wresthling job after 3 years good luck undertaker u r the real wresler by the way i am undertaker or mark kalaway son so i had hear it from him :S
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