Denis Lemieux SlapShot Quotes

Dan London@danlondonCorrespondent IJanuary 12, 2009

The goalie for the Charlestown Chiefs, Denis Lemieux, had some of the best lines from SlapShot.

While he was a minor character he is one of the most memorable. Here is a compilation of the best Denis Lemieux SlapShot quotes.


Lily Braden: You’re ******, you’re really ******.

Ned Braden: You’re drunk.

Reggie Dunlop: You’re right, he’s ******.

Lily Braden: Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in this town.


Reggie Dunlop: That’s great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Shes just scrappin’. Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her?

Denis Lemieux: Oh yeah, he love her. He tell me ‘I love her.’

Reggie Dunlop: Well, maybe Braden’s a *****, you ever think of that?

Denis Lemieux: No way, he got a big ****, like horse.


Jim Carr: Hi, Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don’t know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?

Denis Lemieux: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up.

Jim Carr: I see. What is high-sticking?

Denis Lemieux: High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that.

[high-sticks Jim Carr]

Denis Lemieux: you know. You don’t do that.

Jim Carr: You don’t do that?

Denis Lemieux: Oh no, never, never.

Jim Carr: Why not?

Denis Lemieux: Against the rules. You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.

Jim Carr: Uh, what is slashing?

Denis Lemieux: Slashing is um, like that.

[demonstrates on Jim Carr]

Denis Lemieux: You know.

Jim Carr: Mm-hmm. And there’s a penalty for that?

Denis Lemieux: Yeah and for the trip also, you know like that.


Denis Lemieux: . And for hook like this.


Denis Lemieux: . And for spear, you know, like that.


Denis Lemieux: You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.


Denis Lemieux: I’m tired of it! Puke! Blah! All the time, puke!

Reggie Dunlop: You’re a goalie, you’re supposed to be like that.