Imagine, for a moment, you are in a dark room. The lights are off and the sound is mute. Nothing is going on but the ominous sounds of the wind as it taps the windows ever so gently. Pretend that, in this room, there is a television the size of a Cadillac just waiting to be turned on like a true love on Valentine's Day.
As you turn it on, a voice is heard from the TV. It says, "And with the tip-off, the 2012 NCAA Division I men's basketball championship officially begins."
It is time for some March Madness.
Now that you are picturing yourself sitting alone in front of that massive TV watching every game of the tournament, for the first time ever they will be broadcasting every single game live, you might want to add a little sexy in there.
No, not from yourself. That is not what I meant. I am talking about hot ladies of the NCAA. The sexy women that make the commercial breaks a little less annoying. You know, the hottest women of March Madness? Enjoy.