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Was Jake Delhomme playing for the Cardinals? The Cardinals destroyed the Panthers by 20 points, but how could they lose? They had black magic on their side, turning Jake Delhomme, the quarterback for the Panthers, into a Cardinals offensive player...

Did the Arizona Cardinals Have Black Magic on Their Side?

by john fran [HUMOR]

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January 12, 2009


Was Jake Delhomme playing for the Cardinals?

The Cardinals destroyed the Panthers by 20 points, but how could they lose? They had black magic on their side, turning Jake Delhomme, the quarterback for the Panthers, into a Cardinals offensive player. Jake Delhomme handed the game over to the Cardinals on a silver platter. Everyone in Arizona must look up to Delhomme as their new hometown hero.

In soccer the players change jerseys after the game, but in Delhomme's case, he should have changed jerseys at the start of the game.

He threw five interceptions in the game, and every time he threw one, the Cardinals took full advantage. They scored 33 unanswered points until the last five minutes of the game.

Delhomme then decided he would change back over to become a Panthers player for the last five minutes. Final score: Cardinals 33, Panthers 13.

The Cardinals did a great job keeping Steve Smith out of the game. He got his first TD catch in the last five minutes of the game.

MVP of the game, I have to give it up to Larry Fitzgerald. He made one of the best diving catches I have ever seen. He played great all four quarters of the game and made some fantastic catches.

As for the Panthers, they had no pieces of the puzzle with Delhomme on the Cardinals' side. The Cardinals' black magic was too strong for the Panthers.

Now the Cardinals have home field advantage over the Eagles for the NFC championship game, Jan. 18, 1:00pm on Sunday.

Good luck Cardinals. I hope you beat the Eagles, and may your black magic be with you. 

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    I still don't understand how Fox had Delhomme throwing pass after miserable pass while Jonathan Stewart had three carries the whole game. Double Trouble indeed. I hope the Eagles beat the crap out of Arizona. I'm sick of looking at them.

    Thanks john.

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      Big mistake to keep Delhomme on the field after the first half i like the Cardinals to win the Eagles.
      Good luck Terry.

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      Big mistake to not use a number three ranked rushing attack! Delhomme's failure was a result of the inept coaching staff Saturday night.

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    here! here! mah bruddah! dude. i was watching sportscenter saturday night...watchin these cardinals...findin myself all enthralled with them...their enthusiasm is infectious...their passion...all that

    and then it dawned on me: if we smacked the snot outta the eagles, we'd have to face this groovy set of coolass dudes

    we'd be jerks to smack the snot outta them

    but yeah...alas...no need to fear as we didn't even CIRCLE THE BOWL, WE JUST WENT DOWN.

    therefore: by virtue of deductive reasoning, logic, and sheer OHWHATTHEHELL, i have opted to join in on the GO CARDINALS bandwagon...as they are fun with a capital F.

    :) (IVE ONLY HAD 2 REDBULLS THIS MORNING. CAN YOU TELL?)

    awesome contribution, john. black magic or otherwise...they did shut down delhomme and co. thanks for the good work.

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