Dear Tim Tebow,

Please come back for your senior season.  We Longhorn fans are dying to meet up with you in a bowl game.  Maybe the 2010 National Championship game in Pasadena?  As Booker T says, "Can You Dig It, Sucka?"

You'll want to graduate, you know.  Contracts for college quarterbacks aren't that big.  Ask these other quarterbacks and Heisman Trophy winners: Gino Torretta, Charlie Ward, Danny Wuerffel, Chris Weinke, Eric Crouch, and Jason White.  Wait, can you play basketball?  Maybe the Knicks will take you; they're low on talent. 

We understand if you can't wait and want to go pro now.  Florida Gators quarterbacks are notorious stars in the NFL.  Since Danny Wuerffel, we've seen superb players such as Doug Johnson, Jesse Palmer, Rex Grossman, and Chris Leak. All of these players have made a name for themselves since leaving the Gators. 

But all sarcasm and animosity aside, I'd like to see you in that ugly Orange Helmet and that Ugly Blue jersey next season.  I'd like to see you do that 'Gator Chomp' to someone in the Big 12 again. 

I want you to meet the true pride of the Big 12: The Texas Longhorns.  And then watch from the locker room as we declare ourselves 'National Champions' after the game. 

P.S. We won't have to defend ourselves as the 'National Champions' to a nation that saw an Undefeated Utah team, either.