There are simply some rants that rise above the rest and stick in the annals of college football greatness.
Bo Pelini and Brian Kelly contributed to their legacy with some pretty solid sideline tirades at their players in 2011 and so are included in this list as "honorable mention."
However, this list is about the guys that took their media platform—be it television, press conference or radio—and let their true feelings be heard.
In some cases, it's much scarier than others, but all of them will live on as legends of the college football universe.
For the record, the only reason Mike Leach did not make this list ranting about "fat little girlfriends..." is because he was far too calm at the time.