Congratulations to the Florida Gators on their BCS Championship.

Now do I think USC and Utah could beat both Florida and Oklahoma? ABSOLUTELY.

Have my Brother (of Your Fantasy Football Reality Check fame) and I worked out a complicated scenario whereby UTAH is the One True National Champion? Oh yes, we sure have. It goes something like this:

Utah beat Oregon State, who beat USC, who beat Ohio State, who beat Texas...

I will reconstruct the full wine-fueled madness and post it in a few days.

In the meantime, CONGRATULATIONS TO FLORIDA!!!

And pollsters and sportswriters? Maybe next year you won’t underrate the Pac-10 so badly...5-0 in bowl games and three teams in the top 25 at season’s end.

And USC at No. 3. That’s what? SEVEN years in a row with a top-four finish? God, I love Pete Carroll.

—Your Gridiron Goddess, who will now mourn college football season until next August.